Orlando Bloom Facts

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Orlando Bloom imports 50 pounds of horse meat delivered straight to his Santa Barbara home every month. No one knows what this is for

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Blorlando Oom. is that anything

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Orlando Bloom once met a fan who was a little girl who really wanted to be a writer but who was shit at it like really shit, hopelessly shit. That little girl grew up to be JK Rowling

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Orlando Bloom’s favourite yoni egg is Goop’s Wellness Jade Egg

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Orlando Bloom cooked shrimp and brought it out to the hot tub and asked if anyone wanted some shrimp and no one even looked at or acknowledged him peripheral vision you can see him and hear his voice when he says does anyone wants some shrimp but no one even looked or turned around

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Unfortunately, due to personal reasons, Orlando Bloom is unable to join the Official Supernatural Convention in New Jersey at the Hilton East Brunswick this weekend

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Orlando Bloom weighs in on Misha Collins’ apology:

“A smarter man and more quick-witted poet would have used the opportunity to open the spiel with ‘To set the record straight.’”

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Orlando Bloom owns eighteen cats that all look exactly alike but only allows one of them in the house at all times

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Orlando Bloom wrote a jazz musical steampunk epic that was rejected by a total of 78 producers and publishers

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Orlando Bloom has consumed at least one placenta milkshake.

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Unfortunately, due to personal reasons, Orlando Bloom is unable to join the Official Supernatural Convention in New Jersey at the Hilton East Brunswick this weekend

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Orlando Bloom is incapable of falling asleep without a Bob Ross video playing in the background

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Orlando Bloom recommends that his fans read “Value: The Representation of Labour in Capitalism” by Diane Elson, calling it the most penetrating exploration of Marx’s theory from the last century.

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Orlando Bloom’s favourite breakfast is a spoonful of dry matcha powder

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Orlando Bloom did a walk-on audition for The Bachelor and was turned down.