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what's your weirdest sexual fantasy?

Nice try, mucker, but the only way someone’s getting this information from me is if we’re already between the sheets.

honesty hour!

pronouns/oritentation?

I’m a she/her and don’t ye worry, whether you’re a he or a she or someone else, ye have a shot with me. I don’t just wear rainbows on account of loving how they guard me gold, after all.

honesty hour!

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what are your feelings on normies?

They’re an annoyance more than anything else, always after me pot of gold. I feel no remorse hurting those who get too close. Finder’s keepers isn’t a real thing and some people are better off keeping their grubby mitts to themselves.

honesty hour!

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What fashions do you hate?

Oh my gold, so many. Bucket hats, anything Juicy Booture -- it wasn’t cool then and it isn’t cool now, low-rise jeans, 90′s inspired heels that are way too small to even classify as heels, faux-leather anything, mini bags, crochet everywhere, graphic tees the size of a house, and cow print.

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What does your basic outfit look like?

First of all, there’s nothing basic about me outfits. For this fall though, I’m loving the sweater vest trend, or button-ups layered over graphic tees or turtlenecks, so you’ll usually find me in something like that on top with either mini-skirts and tights or straight-legged jeans on the bottom. Accessories are necessary -- I don’t usually wear me gold out and about, since that’s precious and needs to be protected, but I’m lucky and look amazing in silver too -- and I’m found that I look great in hats too. Either way, the most iconic part of any of my outfits are the shoes, obviously. I need to wear a heel, I love some interesting hardwear, and it has to be leather or else it’s no good. The name of the game is layers, layers, layers, leather shoes, and royal tones that bring out the gorgeousness of all me natural colors.

honesty hour!

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Do you like a little mess in your life or do you prefer things to be neat and tidy?

I don’t like things neat and tidy, I need things neat and tidy.

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Are you better at talking or listening?

Talking comes as naturally to me as shopping.

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Fondest childhood memory?

That would have to be the day me pa decided to entrust me with me own pot of gold. Nothing’s more special than the day I became rich.

honesty hour!

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How would you describe your current fashion?

As iconic, obviously. I do wear lots of green but I also love other royal tones like deep blue and burgundys. You’ll rarely see me without layers, and I love wearing something really covered up on top, like turtlenecks or button-ups, with a tight little skirt on the bottom. Shoes to die for are the main attraction. So in a few words? Classic, feminine, structured, and timeless.

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TEXT 🥃 ORILL

Will: Juicy Booture in 2021? 🤢🤢🤢 That shouldn’t call for a shot of whiskey, that should call for harsh and brutal intervention on complete strangers.

Orla: I KNOW. Apparently Juicy has a collab with Forever 1,021 which has brought them back into the mainstream but really it just means cheap fast fashion with a logo on it pretending to be designer, it's tragic. Dare me to go tell them how sad their lives are?

#text #will #text: will

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TEXT 🥃 ORILL

Orla: I'm people-watching at the mall and we need to make this a drinking game somehow. A group of ghouls just walked by in matching Juicy Booture sweaters and I feel like that's at least one shot of whiskey.

#text #will #text: will #willwhispen

TEXT 😘 KARLA

Orla: I'm planning a ghoul's night out and you HAVE to come with me. We look so cool standing next to each other that it'd be such a missed opportunity if you couldn't make it, so let me know when you're free, Snowflake!

Orla: Also, help me figure out who else to invite. I want to go for a group that's like half class and half kick ass and that's a hard mix to find!

#text #kari #text: kari #karinoelle

TEXT 👠 MORLA

Orla: Christian Clawboutin is having a sale and I need a really, really good reason not to buy like twelve new pairs.

#text #morrighan #text: morrighan #morrighanmooney