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[Semi-WIP blog for Short Hair Luke from Tales of the Abyss! Mun is still playing the game and may keep a log of how far I've progressed, so bear with me! I will do pre- and post- Akzeriuth, and I am multi-ship, OC, and multifandom friendly!]

[orneryambassador]

//may or may not have disappeared for like a month

sorry about that, guys! this blog's got a sloooow start.

that, and i've been trying to focus on playing ToTA. god do i hate these meggiora highlands.

[ask-the-food-siblings]

Submit me some Headcanons and if I like it enough it's canon

[fastarofspace-blog-deactivated2]

So, I feel generous today - POKEMON EGG GIVEAWAY

Reblog this post and I’ll hook your muse up with their very own Pokemon Egg!

The Pokemon that hatches from it will be entirely based on your muse, but heres a couple rules

RP BLOGS ONLY (ANY FANDOM, IT DOESNT MATTER)

ONLY REBLOGS COUNT

THIS WILL END ON JUNE 20TH, 2014

MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR SUBMIT BOX OPEN, IF YOU DO NOT YOU WILL NOT RECIEVE AN EGG

Pokemon could be anything from Kanto to Kalos

Happy training!

[roleplayaskmemes]

send a ✚ for a drunk text from my muse

[orneryambassador]

  “Lorelei is keeping you together? Geez… it all just sounds painful, really. Especially the “too many sounds that are too loud” part.” He attempts to suppress a chill. What if all his alternates went through this kind of stuff? It seemed a little harsh.

  … Then again, all his alternates probably would have gone through harsh stuff like this.

[scionoflorelei-a]

"It’s not as painful as it sounds like… although getting violent vibrations through every fonon in your body is, I’ll give you that. But yeah… seventh fonons holding us together aren’t going to stay together with what ends up happening, thus why Lorelei’s holding me together instead."

He shifted slightly, toying with the gold-orange ends of his hair. “There’s a lot worse… believe me.”

[orneryambassador]

  “Well, isn’t that nice of Lorelei.” he comments, a little unnecessarily.

  “And… spare me the details, I don’t think I want to find out what’s worse.”

[scionoflorelei-a]

"Oh, I wasn’t going to give you the details… You’ll end up finding out what I mean soon enough anyway. All I’m saying is that it has to do with Jade…. and Ion."

"…Anyway, changing the subject. How are you doing, overall?"

[orneryambassador]

  "Alright, subject change."

  "I've been well, aside from that time I went to Keterburg and got sick. Awful place, too cold." He makes a face.

[an-abundance-of-homosexuals]

((REBLOG THIS IF YOU ARE AN OC FRIENDLY RP BLOG AND YOU’RE INTERESTED IN RP AND I CAN SEND YOU STARTERS OR REPLY TO YOU N SHIT))

[orneryambassador]

  “Lorelei is keeping you together? Geez… it all just sounds painful, really. Especially the “too many sounds that are too loud” part.” He attempts to suppress a chill. What if all his alternates went through this kind of stuff? It seemed a little harsh.

  … Then again, all his alternates probably would have gone through harsh stuff like this.

[scionoflorelei-a]

"It’s not as painful as it sounds like… although getting violent vibrations through every fonon in your body is, I’ll give you that. But yeah… seventh fonons holding us together aren’t going to stay together with what ends up happening, thus why Lorelei’s holding me together instead."

He shifted slightly, toying with the gold-orange ends of his hair. “There’s a lot worse… believe me.”

[orneryambassador]

  "Well, isn't that nice of Lorelei." he comments, a little unnecessarily.

  "And... spare me the details, I don't think I want to find out what's worse."

[kvngxs-deactivated20140118]

Abusive plots;

[orneryambassador]

Please like/reblog if you’re fine with abusive, kidnapping, torturous, generally triggering plots. I need some people to para with so yeah. Thanks.

[that-moderator-deactivated20130]

Reblog if you're a self-taught artist.

[orneryambassador]

//send me m!a's dammit

[goldenheartmercenary]

Reblog if your character is imperfect

Not just minor things either. They feel jealousy, they’re vain, or they’re not afraid to get what they want if it means stepping on other people to get to it. They’ve steal, cheat and kill. They lie, they hesitate, they have mixed feelings on someone or something. They voice out unpopular opinion, they’re hated for their decisions or avoided out of fear. They hide their feelings, wear their heart on their sleeve and can be desperate. If everything was hurky dory, RPs just wouldn’t be fun.

[orneryambassador]

M!A Master Post

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Sick as a Dog: Muse is ill for 24 hours (Anon specifies symptoms).

Can’t Sleep: Muse cannot sleep until another person says their full name, no matter how tired they are.

Help: Muse believes he/she is trapped in their current location for 5 hours.

Baby Bump: Muse is pregnant (Anon specifies how many months).

Baby Boom: Muse is pregnant with twins (Anon specifies how many months).

Flaming Youth: Muse is rebellious and easily angered for 8 hours.

Opposites: Muse switches from very angry/depressed to very happy/cheerful every other hour for 10 hours.

Darkness: Muse is blind for 24 hours.

Silence: Muse is deaf for 24 hours.

17 Again: Muse is in his/her 17 year old form.

Shaking Hands: Muse is suddenly freezing cold and can’t stop shivering for (Anon specifies time).

Spirit Animal: Muse is turned into an animal (Anon decides what) for 12 hours.

Hungry like the Wolf: Muse is starving, no matter how much he/she eats for 10 hours.

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Sexual M!A’s:

Flesh: Muse is horny and wants to have rough sex(ex.being thrown against a wall and bitten)(Anon chooses time)

Drunk: Muse will stumble, and talk, slurred, as if they are quite intoxicated, along with hit on anyone, badly.

Truth potion: Muse has to tell the truth about anything asked for an hour.

Tell Me What To Do: Muse is a slave to Anon’s choice

Flustered: When Muse sees, (anon chooses), Muse will stutter, blush, and act like a complete klutz around the so called individual, for 3 hours.

S&M: Muse wants to have S&M sex (Anon decides if Muse is S or M and with who)

Whipped Cream: Muse wants everything with whipped cream on it for 3 hours

Heat: Muse will be put into a hot room. Muse is tied to a chair and has to stay in that room for at least an hour. (Under the watch of Anon’s choice)

Take It Off: Muse takes off an article of clothing every time their name is said.(Anon decides how long)

Wish We Were Older: Muse is into child’s play for 4 hours

Vulnerable: Muse is left tied up in a public place, for anyone to take advantage of. (Muse cannot be untied until the 5 hours are up.)

Kitten/Pup Affection: Muse is a “kitten” or “puppy” to (Anon Deicdes), being submissive and has to crawl around on their knees, doing anything there Master(s) say. 24 hours

Name: Has an orgasm every time someone says there name.

Muse can receive as many M!A’s as the Anon’s want to give.

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Cute M!A’S:

Lean On Me: With the help of ___ (anon’s choice) your muse will get through something that scared them (the anon can specify or leave it up to the mun) for 3 hours.

Here’s To Never Growing Up: Isn’t that just adorable. Your muse will experience puppy dog love with ___ (anon’s choice) for 2 days.

Thunder: It’s raining outside and your muse is stuck inside with ___ (anon’s choice) and when the power goes out they cuddle to keep warm.

Sweet Nothings: Your muse is full of nothing but happiness and positive things to say for 24 hours.

Ariel: Oh no, your muse has lost it’s voice! But they have to tell ___ (anon’s choice) how they feel! If your muse gets a kiss from the chosen person within 2 days they get their voice back, if not well you’ve seen the movie.

Pure: Sex? What’s that? Muse suddenly has the mentality of a three year old, and can’t understand anything ‘adult’. Anon decides the duration.

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Dramatic M!A’S:

Burn: Muse is severely falling in love with (anon decides who and duration.)

Cough Syrup: (tw) Muse becomes extremely depressed and is not in a good mindset and begins to have thoughts of suicide. (Anon decides duration)

Memories: Muse has amnesia. (Anon decides duration)

Stay: Muse becomes extremely sick and may end up in the hospital for (anon decides illness and how long)

Jealousy: Muse will be jealous, of (anon chooses) for a certain amount of time. Anon chooses, for what reason Muse is jealous. Also for how long.

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Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)

Sight: Muse is blind for ___

Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___

Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___

Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___

Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____

Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___

Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___

Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___

Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days

Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours

Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours

Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)

Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)

Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours

Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours

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Gender Bender: Muse is the opposite gender for ___.

Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)

Sight: Muse is blind for ___

Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___

Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___

Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___

Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____

Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___

Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___

Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___

Compulsion: Muse has OCD for ___ (anon decides primary source of obsession [number, clenliness, etc])

Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days

Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours

Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours

Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)

Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)

Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours

Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours

Thin Ice: Muse strays onto thin ice and falls through unless saved. (Mun chooses whether they live or die)

High Tide: Muse is trapped in a cave with water that will fill it in 4 hours.

Pins and Needles: Muse feel as if someone is sticking needles in them for 2 hours.

Crawling Bugs: Muse becomes paranoid of bugs crawling on his/her skin and keeps hallucinating that there are bugs crawling on them.

Angel: Muse is and angel for ___

Demon: Muse is a demon for ___

Possession: Muse is possessed by a demon for ___

Broken: Muse is mentally broken and upset with themselves to the point that they harm themselves for ___

Mermaid: Muse is a mermaid/man for (anon specifies)

Dragon Slayer: Muse can use dragon slayer magic--meaning, they are able to use/generate a certain element, and also must eat that element, for a specified amount of time (anon decides). Can be a specific metal, an actual element, or whichever.

Add, reblog, share and give people all the feels~~~

[penguinarecute]

An albino emperor chick! Wonder what he’ll look like when he grows up…

[penguinarecute]

I firmly believe that world peace could be achieved if everyone just took a little time to forget their differences and appreciate the adorableness of penguins in sweaters.

[memeguy-com]

Sliding penguin

[the-write-ideas]

Your character just saw mine get in a terrible car accident. What do they say to my character as EMS loads mine into an ambulance to be rushed to the hospital?

[the-booty-of-gardios]

orneryambassador has started following you

[[HellOOOOOO]]

[orneryambassador]

//HELLO THERE

[the-booty-of-gardios]

HOW ARE YOU

[orneryambassador]

IM GREAT HOW ABOUT YOU

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BETTER THAN I WAS EARLIER

WHY ARE WE YELLING

[orneryambassador]

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[the-booty-of-gardios]

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