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the toast you threw away today because "It's a little too black for my liking"? I saw that. That piece of toast you didn't eat because " I don't like the ends of bread"? I saw that. I see everything people do to belittle bread, and I hate it. That is why i came to be the Bread Avenger. P.S., if I reblog something twice it's because my forgetful ass decided to not remember the first time he/him fag 21

[trollrider1111]

using the Rage to become a furry will let you know how it goes in a year

[trollrider1111]

[trollrider1111]

This is hex hes cool and he has my hair and trauma

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[ball00ny]

HAPPY 2 YEARS OF PEAKLEDOODLE!!!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[dragongirlsweetie]

see my jumping

[yung-bootyqueen-deactivated2014]

[frenchinhalechanelxoxo]

yess my whole life yo

[sacred-portal]

[rslashrats]

[dogpuppy]

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[charl0ttan]

did anybody else feel like an intense hyperempathy towards the hoodwinked schnitzel guy. i got really sad when he lost his schnitzel truck or something

[charl0ttan]

genuinely he had such a sweetie demeanor.. like hes just this working class dude with a huge enthusiasm towards what he does. you cant not root for this guy

[innerchildabortionclinic]

let sunday's pregnancy birth a long successful week

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[greelin]

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 2 days 13 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 2 days 13 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[jmtorres]

folks i'm worried for us

[niceinchnails]

We're promoting artificial intelligence instead of emotional intelligence.

[charl0ttan]

facts

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[i-am-the-oyster]