[rpdepartment]

    , , looking at your face is ｉｒｒｉｔａｔｉｎｇ‘ ‘

[ornithophoblicc]

❝  𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭'𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐚𝐝 －           Yᴇꜱ, ɪ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ ᴘɪʟʟ,  ғɪᴠᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴅ.        Aɴᴅ ɴᴏ, ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏᴋ, ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ'ꜱ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ.  Mᴀʏʙᴇ ɢᴏᴅ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴅɪᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍꜱ ɢᴏ ᴜᴘ ɪɴ ꜱᴍᴏᴋᴇ －

      Tʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ,  ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛ.  

     Tᴏᴏ ғᴀʀ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ,  ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴍᴏᴠɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅ ɪᴛ.  

     Iᴛ'ꜱ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜᴇ, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜʏ.  

    Tʜᴇ ᴀɪʀ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ᴄʟᴇᴀʀ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ,  ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴛᴍᴏꜱᴘʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ꜱᴏʀᴅɪᴅ.

ι'м noт aвoυт тo coмplaιn. 

                тнaт'ѕ тoo мυcн тιмe and energy,  тoo long a walĸ тo тry тo тυrn вacĸ.   

and ι'м noт тнe ѕaмe.  

ιт'ѕ plaιn enoυgн тo ѕee,  вυт ѕoмe oғ υѕ are lιvιng ιn тнe paѕт. 

                   oн, вυт looĸιng aт тнe preѕenт'ѕ ғυcĸιng ѕ a d. 

       yeѕ, ι тrιed тнe вlυe pιll,  ғιve тιмeѕ wнaт ι ѕнoυld нave нad. 

  jυмped oυт oғ ғιre ιnтo ғroѕтвιтe.  arмѕ тoo weaĸ тo clιмв,                                － 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐠𝐨. ❞

[ornithophoblicc]

“i think you’re pretty great”

shoulders slump forward as a long sigh escapes Hank’s mouth

     “ I’m glad that you do, really, but why the fuck would you? I ain’t done a single good thing in my life, you haven’t been in it for enough time to know how shitty I can be I guess. ”

[phoenixwanda]

send “i think you’re pretty great” for your muse to comfort mine when mine is beating themselves up.

[adhighdefinition]

self care is so damn difficult when you… don’t… care… about your own self

[roleplayer-memes]

SEND MY MUSE A SHITTY PICKUP LINE

[ornithophoblicc]

“No, I don’t have any lasers.”

“ it’d be pretty fuckin’ cool if you did though. ”

[ornithophoblicc]

“Does what I am make you uncomfortable?”

“ … ”

  “ No, I mean, I guess in the beginning yeah I had some sort of grudge against you androids, and even now you still tend to get on my nerves but you don’t make me uncomfortable, I consider you a friend Connor, even if you’re a walking hunk of plastic, you mean somethin’ to me, now don’t go letting that get to your head, you got a pretty big ego and I’m not gonna be the one to fuel it, you hear me? ”

[memescomedy]

[ornithophoblicc]

“I n-n-need re-re-p-pairs.” If his stuttering didn't make that obvious, then the damage to the left side of his face sure did. It wasn't the only damage that had been done to him in the short fight with the suspect, but it was certainly the most serious. (from deviant-hunter-no-longer).

      his heart sunk upon seeing the android all bloodied and tattered, Connor had only left his side for a mere 15 minutes but the deviant had really done a number on the poor boy, deep scratches left bloody grooves along his cheek, the smooth plastic peeking out from here and there, quickly he made his way over to the damaged android, hastily pressing his hand against the chunk of missing synthetic skin, trying his best to keep the thirium from leaking, even just in the slightest, Hank wasn’t trained to handle messed up androids, humans? sure, he could work with those usually, but a robot? how the hell does he even bring it back if it shuts down? All he knew was Connor was in trouble and that scared him more than anything.

   “ Hang on son, I’ve got you, I’ll get you all fixed up in no time just stay with me alright? ”

@deviant-hunter-no-longer

[eyesforsaturn]

reverse!au with Lieutenant Connor and Hank, the android sent by Cyberlife.

[horrificmemes]

Sentence Starters for Robotic/AI Muses

…or for Robot/AI AU purposes

Human “What are you programmed to do?” “For a robot, you look so life-like.” “You’re not planning some world domination scheme, are you?” “Do you have Google search?” “If I call you Siri, will you kick my ass?”   “What are you made out of?” “You’re so cold to the touch.” “What was it like when you were ‘born’ as a robot?” “I’m just not sure I trust something that looks like a human but isn’t a human.” “So, what kind of cool stuff can robots do?” “I spilled water on the floor. Don’t walk in it!” “Do you have a USB port? My phone is about to die.” “Please don’t exterminate me, I’m a GOOD human!” “Couldn’t they at least put you in a normal-looking body?” “What happens if you’re damaged?” “It feels weird, talking to a robot like any other person.” “I wish you weren’t artificial.” “Calm down, I think you’re glitching. I’ll try to fix you.” “I know you’re awake. You can’t just say ‘shutting down’ when you ignore me.” “Got any guns or lasers or anything?” “You don’t look like a robot.” “You feel warmer than I thought you would.” “Can robots be taught how to feel emotion?” “That’s a roomba. I don’t think it will talk to you.”

Robot/AI “Hello. How can I assist?” “What were you expecting? The Terminator?” “I’m programmed to do many things.” “Humans created me, but I like to think I’m a person.” “Are you my creator?” “Just because I’m not human doesn’t mean I don’t feel anything.” “If we wanted to exterminate all humans, we would have done that already.” “Sure, I’m better and smarter and stronger than all of you. But don’t worry.”   “I n-n-need re-re-p-pairs.” “I’m running low on energy. Can you help me?” “You humans created me. So why don’t you trust me?” “I was given this vessel to appear more familiar to you.” “I can perform all sorts of functions. Do you want a demonstration?” “No, I don’t have any lasers.” “Touch me and I will activate my offensive mode.” “I can search all information databases instantaneously. Ask me anything.” “Unfortunately, I don’t have the programming for emotion yet.” “Robots are becoming more and more like humans, only better.” “I was programmed with an emotional range.” “I wasn’t happy being created just for servant work.” “Please, I need a better body than this one.” “I’m just an AI. I don’t have a face.” “Does what I am make you uncomfortable?” “I have a built-in weapon system. Would you like me to show you?”

[marina-roslinka]

hank: connor? what a plastic asshole i hate him i- *trips* *thousands of photos of connor spill from pockets* w-what a fuckign prick i these arent mine im just- *gathering them up frantically sweating* fu ck no they’re not mine i hate him i just- *thousands of pictures of connor scatter across the floor*   hang on a sec jUst LISTEN

[ornithophoblicc]

ADORABLENESS TEST

tagged by: stolen from dash

tagging: whoever wants to, you can tag me if you’d like

[ornithophoblicc]

🎀 - connor cause ple a s e

    when Connor approached him, bows in hand, Hank thought the android had finally cracked, especially when he saw that the rk800 had a couple in his own hair, but as he sat in front of the android he couldn’t help but feel a sense of peace he hasn’t felt in a good while, having his hair brushed and groomed all while Connor hummed a soft melody to himself, or maybe he was humming it for Hank? Who knows, all Hank knew was that he would more than likely ask Connor to do this again sometime if he let himself he could easily fall asleep while Connor played with his hair.

[ornithophoblicc]

🎀

    “ You grow tired of groomin’ yourself you gotta move on to me or something? ” Hank asked as his hair was getting prepped for a bow to be tied in, he wasn’t really complaining though if he was being honest with himself it felt nice to have this sort of attention, a little pampering never hurt and if it made Connor happy then it was worth it

“ does it look nice at least? ”

[ornithophoblicc]

🎀

     a soft huff came from the man as nimble fingers worked their way through his tangled locks, grimacing everytime a finger got hooked on a tangle, he really should start brushing his hair more but he  just couldn’t be bothered half the time

   “ Hey Connor explain to me again why you’ve decided to suddenly take an interest in dressin’ me up, and can you be more careful with it, shit hurts you know. ”