Orphans of Tinder @orphansoftinder - Tumblr Blog

"NO KIDS. ONE DISAPPOINTED MOM."

IF THIS IS WHERE HE KEEPS HIS BABIES, I'M SURE HE'S AN EXCELLENT PARENT.

"HIT ME UP!… MY NIECE."

"LIFE IS SHORT, NO REGRETS... THAT'S MY NEPHEW."

THE MAN WILL COP TO BEING HALF MOZZARELLA STICK, BUT NOT TO HAVING A CHILD.

"HIT ME UP!... MY NIECE."

LADIES, TYLER J FURTSMAN LOVES YOUR CHILDREN.

"DON'T HAVE KIDS... FORMER COLLEGE ATHLETE, NOT A CREEP"

BREAKING NEWS BELIEBERS- JUSTIN BEIBER’S DAD IS ON TINDER.

"NOT MY KID."

#FATHERFRIDAY: ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A DATE OR A BABYSITTER?

#FATHERFRIDAY "I HAVE 2 KIDS... IF YOU'RE DOWN TO DO SOMETHING CRAZY YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE. GOD, FAMILY, CROSSFIT."

"WHO DOESNT WANT AN ENGLISH ACCENT... AND A CHILD?"

"ALL THE UNIVERSE CONSPIRES TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE IT... OH AND THOSE ARE NOT MY KIDS"

"NOT MY SON, LOL."

"THAT CUBBY LIL PUMPKIN IS JUST MY NIECE… I ALSO MANAGE YOUR FAVOURITE RESTAURANT IN NYC."

#FATHERFRIDAY: "OPTIMISTIC, DIVORCED, TWO VERY GOOD-LOOKING CHILDREN... BEWARE, NYC. BEWARE."

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