Can't Complain But Probably Will Anyway

KT

[valvala-deactivated20141226]

[thebootydiaries]

anyone know a doctor .. think i might have hep the tight is 😔

[itsjustabutton]

im a doctow! and a cewtified suwgeon! uwu

get weady, cebaus we awe gonna make you awwwww bettew!  =^-^=

[thebootydiaries]

u know what i’d rather die

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pukicho]

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there

[valtsv]

bed bath and behind you

[valtsv]

[arousedhoe]

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

[slightmood]

i know a gal……she’s on her way

[arousedhoe]

thanks

[slightmood]

[lulz-time]

[i-am-a-fish]

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

[catchymemes]

[rabdoidal]

for the love of fucking god let me reblog ads tumblr

[saffron-not-so-joy]

is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?

[pancakeke]

this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won’t be an issue because no one will have sex with you

[localtiktoks]

[heartgemsona]

[teathattast]

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[nyctosaurid]

[nyctosaurid]

options

boots has a voice that absolutely belongs in an r rated flick. full machete or breaking bad or tarantino. boots has killed before and you can tell.

they paid danny trejo to make monkey noises into a microphone for several hours

[babyanimalgifs]

[chubbicub]

Me on my way to the fridge at 1:38 in the morning for a little snacki snaccc

[catchymemes]