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punch nazis and drink neon 69% shitposts 100% aesthetic

[mysillycomics]

[gogh-save-the-bees]

Sat and whatched the bees today 🐝

[bnmxfld]

I won’t kiss you. It might get to be a habit and I can’t get rid of habits.

F. Scott Fitzgerald / Flappers & Philosophers (via bnmxfld)

[welcometonegrotown]

[welcometonegrotown]

[itsatru]

last year when i was teaching 11th grade one of my fav students came in crying so i put the class on a filler activity and we just talked. they were doing ICE raids in the city and she was worried her parents wouldnt be there when she got home. then she was worried that ICE may come to the school and take her. we looked the laws up together and printed it out so she could carry the papers with her. 

it is illegal for ICE to raid a school and take children. ILLEGAL. i told my student (and eventually the class in like a blanket statement because i had quite a few undocumented students) that if anyone did come i would put my body between ICE and my students and really struggle. honestly my heart broke so much that day - take care of undocumented people in your life because they deserve so much better than this ffs. this woman is so very evil and has a black heart and i hope she rots in prison

[bob-belcher]

If Congress was your co-worker, starring Chris Pine.

[twentyonekpoppilots]

[meladoodle]

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

[sprachtraeume]

[officialunitedstates]

do you have coke?

“is pepsi okay?”

“no and coke’s not either. I’ll have a dr pepper”

[officialunitedstates]

me: gives you the content you: consumes it

tumblr: doesn’t let you press enter and create a new line in titles of text posts

[tastefullyoffensive]

This finally clears things up.

[wexler]

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

[unclefather]

He checked her pulse

[weirdlandtv]

‪Various amphibious Muppets from the workshop.‬

[marvellestark]

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

[melodystardust]

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

[itsjustabutton]

Infinity War, 2018

[blondloki]

Your eyes when 10 million fireflies:

[section8babe]

everybody been actin funny lately but its ok cuz im bouta act hilarious lmao

[wifedad]

Why is this vaguely threatening

[epicallyepicepicosity-deactivat]

[raccoonfootproductions]

This is the most wholesome political comic I’ve ever seen.

[yemme]

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