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[oscaristheog]

Im floating in the ocean on a floatie and im not even scared

[oscaristheog]

How did you manage to hook up with a limbo bat?

(God I wish that were me)

@caleb-scp

Limbo bat??? Not sure what the fuck that's supposed to mean but it sounds like a slur

[oscaristheog]

We should actually go to the beach now, hehe. I brought pool floats! And I’ve got plenty of sunscreen.

Sounds like a good time, but no promise I'll do much swimming, the uh water sort of freaks me out... Wait do you even need sunscreen? Do you burn?

[oscaristheog]

Hey, I know you probably don’t want to see me again but… i got a bikini i think you’ll like… and I was wondering if you wanted to go to the beach with me?

Oh! Um... Yeah, that sounds nice. I should probably still apologize about last night though, I uh, shouldn't have kicked you out like that...

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

They step into the house, shyly showing off the new swim suit. The zipper top has a cute little fish charm dangling off of it.

D-do you like it?

[oscaristheog]

Damn, you look absolutely amazing

Oscar comes closer but hesitates a moment before he touches them

Uh I think I've got some swim shorts somewhere, give me just a minute to change then we can go alright?

He takes one of their hands a moment, getting up on his tip toes to offer Xy a kiss

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

It gives him a kiss and transforms into something his size.

Now it’s easier to kiss me, or whatever…. you’d like. I’m sorry….

[oscaristheog]

Hey, you don't have to be sorry, it was just a joke right? I got to worked up over nothing, I'm sorry. I'll try not to be so sensitive...

Oscar gently places a hand on their hip and gives them a kiss before pulling away again and going back to his bedroom

Im going to go change really quick

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

I’d still like to call you a pet name, you’re very endearing to me. You can call me any thing you wish. Though I prefer… um… pet…or maybe… if it’s not too much… beast? But like in a good way?

They listen to the door as he changes.

[oscaristheog]

Oscar laughs softly from the other side of the door

I like that, you are my beast~

When he comes back out Oscar is in a low cut tank top, white with a faded beer logo on it. He also wore a pair of baggy black swim shorts and some slides. He couldn't help looking like a twunk

You can call me whatever you'd like, if it makes me... Uncomfortable, then I'll say something instead of freaking out. Okay, beast?

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

You are irresistible!

They pounce on him and start to kiss him everywhere, starting with shoulders, moving to face , mouth , and to Oscar’s hands. It is completely flushed.

Do you even drink beer , sugar?

[oscaristheog]

Oscar laughs, putting his arms around its neck as they kiss, his own pale face pink as he smiles at it.

Ah yeah I drink beer, but old fashions are my go to... Why do you ask beautiful?

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

They pull out a similar shirt with Queen’s Jazz Album cover on it.

I got you something ~ and beer is fine, I prefer wines myself. Or a good peanut butter jelly ale.

[oscaristheog]

Oscar lights up at seeing the shirt, eagerly taking it and looking it over

Oh this is awesome! It looks vintage, did you like, make this?

He sheds his current tank top to pull the new one on, his broad chest on display for just a moment before it's quickly covered back up. Oscar has some fat man titties.

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

Xylifith is staring at his body.

Fuck me, you’re hot…. And uhm uhhhhh….. wow I forgot how nice of a body you have. ANYWAYS. Uh, wow… yeah I made it myself.

[oscaristheog]

Hah! Well why don't we go to the beach first and maybe we can do that after? Because right now I just want to take you out and show you off~

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

You just want to see me soaking wet haha…

Oh fuck my bulge is gonna show. Let me tuck that really quick.

[oscaristheog]

Oscar shivers a little at the mention of its bulge, pulling back a little on instinct before stoping and taking a breath. Slowly, he lets his had slide from its hip down to its crotch, looking up at Xy as he does

Do you... Do you want some help with that?

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

Its body shivers at the touch, the lump growing bigger.

Fuck… I’m sorry- I- please keep doing whatever you want, I’m practically leashed. But are we really going to do this? What about the beach?

[oscaristheog]

Oscar places their other hand on its neck as they pull the bikini bottom aside, breath heavy

I mean, you can't go out there like this right? I'll be fast, I just... I haven't done this before, but I want to. Are you going to let me do this for you?

[oscaristheog]

Hey, I know you probably don’t want to see me again but… i got a bikini i think you’ll like… and I was wondering if you wanted to go to the beach with me?

Oh! Um... Yeah, that sounds nice. I should probably still apologize about last night though, I uh, shouldn't have kicked you out like that...

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

They step into the house, shyly showing off the new swim suit. The zipper top has a cute little fish charm dangling off of it.

D-do you like it?

[oscaristheog]

Damn, you look absolutely amazing

Oscar comes closer but hesitates a moment before he touches them

Uh I think I've got some swim shorts somewhere, give me just a minute to change then we can go alright?

He takes one of their hands a moment, getting up on his tip toes to offer Xy a kiss

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

It gives him a kiss and transforms into something his size.

Now it’s easier to kiss me, or whatever…. you’d like. I’m sorry….

[oscaristheog]

Hey, you don't have to be sorry, it was just a joke right? I got to worked up over nothing, I'm sorry. I'll try not to be so sensitive...

Oscar gently places a hand on their hip and gives them a kiss before pulling away again and going back to his bedroom

Im going to go change really quick

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

I’d still like to call you a pet name, you’re very endearing to me. You can call me any thing you wish. Though I prefer… um… pet…or maybe… if it’s not too much… beast? But like in a good way?

They listen to the door as he changes.

[oscaristheog]

Oscar laughs softly from the other side of the door

I like that, you are my beast~

When he comes back out Oscar is in a low cut tank top, white with a faded beer logo on it. He also wore a pair of baggy black swim shorts and some slides. He couldn't help looking like a twunk

You can call me whatever you'd like, if it makes me... Uncomfortable, then I'll say something instead of freaking out. Okay, beast?

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

You are irresistible!

They pounce on him and start to kiss him everywhere, starting with shoulders, moving to face , mouth , and to Oscar’s hands. It is completely flushed.

Do you even drink beer , sugar?

[oscaristheog]

Oscar laughs, putting his arms around its neck as they kiss, his own pale face pink as he smiles at it.

Ah yeah I drink beer, but old fashions are my go to... Why do you ask beautiful?

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

They pull out a similar shirt with Queen’s Jazz Album cover on it.

I got you something ~ and beer is fine, I prefer wines myself. Or a good peanut butter jelly ale.

[oscaristheog]

Oscar lights up at seeing the shirt, eagerly taking it and looking it over

Oh this is awesome! It looks vintage, did you like, make this?

He sheds his current tank top to pull the new one on, his broad chest on display for just a moment before it's quickly covered back up. Oscar has some fat man titties.

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

Xylifith is staring at his body.

Fuck me, you’re hot…. And uhm uhhhhh….. wow I forgot how nice of a body you have. ANYWAYS. Uh, wow… yeah I made it myself.

[oscaristheog]

Hah! Well why don't we go to the beach first and maybe we can do that after? Because right now I just want to take you out and show you off~

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

You just want to see me soaking wet haha…

Oh fuck my bulge is gonna show. Let me tuck that really quick.

[oscaristheog]

Oscar shivers a little at the mention of its bulge, pulling back a little on instinct before stoping and taking a breath. Slowly, he lets his had slide from its hip down to its crotch, looking up at Xy as he does

Do you... Do you want some help with that?

[oscaristheog]

Hey, I know you probably don’t want to see me again but… i got a bikini i think you’ll like… and I was wondering if you wanted to go to the beach with me?

Oh! Um... Yeah, that sounds nice. I should probably still apologize about last night though, I uh, shouldn't have kicked you out like that...

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

They step into the house, shyly showing off the new swim suit. The zipper top has a cute little fish charm dangling off of it.

D-do you like it?

[oscaristheog]

Damn, you look absolutely amazing

Oscar comes closer but hesitates a moment before he touches them

Uh I think I've got some swim shorts somewhere, give me just a minute to change then we can go alright?

He takes one of their hands a moment, getting up on his tip toes to offer Xy a kiss

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

It gives him a kiss and transforms into something his size.

Now it’s easier to kiss me, or whatever…. you’d like. I’m sorry….

[oscaristheog]

Hey, you don't have to be sorry, it was just a joke right? I got to worked up over nothing, I'm sorry. I'll try not to be so sensitive...

Oscar gently places a hand on their hip and gives them a kiss before pulling away again and going back to his bedroom

Im going to go change really quick

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

I’d still like to call you a pet name, you’re very endearing to me. You can call me any thing you wish. Though I prefer… um… pet…or maybe… if it’s not too much… beast? But like in a good way?

They listen to the door as he changes.

[oscaristheog]

Oscar laughs softly from the other side of the door

I like that, you are my beast~

When he comes back out Oscar is in a low cut tank top, white with a faded beer logo on it. He also wore a pair of baggy black swim shorts and some slides. He couldn't help looking like a twunk

You can call me whatever you'd like, if it makes me... Uncomfortable, then I'll say something instead of freaking out. Okay, beast?

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

You are irresistible!

They pounce on him and start to kiss him everywhere, starting with shoulders, moving to face , mouth , and to Oscar’s hands. It is completely flushed.

Do you even drink beer , sugar?

[oscaristheog]

Oscar laughs, putting his arms around its neck as they kiss, his own pale face pink as he smiles at it.

Ah yeah I drink beer, but old fashions are my go to... Why do you ask beautiful?

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

They pull out a similar shirt with Queen’s Jazz Album cover on it.

I got you something ~ and beer is fine, I prefer wines myself. Or a good peanut butter jelly ale.

[oscaristheog]

Oscar lights up at seeing the shirt, eagerly taking it and looking it over

Oh this is awesome! It looks vintage, did you like, make this?

He sheds his current tank top to pull the new one on, his broad chest on display for just a moment before it's quickly covered back up. Oscar has some fat man titties.

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

Xylifith is staring at his body.

Fuck me, you’re hot…. And uhm uhhhhh….. wow I forgot how nice of a body you have. ANYWAYS. Uh, wow… yeah I made it myself.

[oscaristheog]

Hah! Well why don't we go to the beach first and maybe we can do that after? Because right now I just want to take you out and show you off~

[oscaristheog]

Hey, I know you probably don’t want to see me again but… i got a bikini i think you’ll like… and I was wondering if you wanted to go to the beach with me?

Oh! Um... Yeah, that sounds nice. I should probably still apologize about last night though, I uh, shouldn't have kicked you out like that...

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

They step into the house, shyly showing off the new swim suit. The zipper top has a cute little fish charm dangling off of it.

D-do you like it?

[oscaristheog]

Damn, you look absolutely amazing

Oscar comes closer but hesitates a moment before he touches them

Uh I think I've got some swim shorts somewhere, give me just a minute to change then we can go alright?

He takes one of their hands a moment, getting up on his tip toes to offer Xy a kiss

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

It gives him a kiss and transforms into something his size.

Now it’s easier to kiss me, or whatever…. you’d like. I’m sorry….

[oscaristheog]

Hey, you don't have to be sorry, it was just a joke right? I got to worked up over nothing, I'm sorry. I'll try not to be so sensitive...

Oscar gently places a hand on their hip and gives them a kiss before pulling away again and going back to his bedroom

Im going to go change really quick

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

I’d still like to call you a pet name, you’re very endearing to me. You can call me any thing you wish. Though I prefer… um… pet…or maybe… if it’s not too much… beast? But like in a good way?

They listen to the door as he changes.

[oscaristheog]

Oscar laughs softly from the other side of the door

I like that, you are my beast~

When he comes back out Oscar is in a low cut tank top, white with a faded beer logo on it. He also wore a pair of baggy black swim shorts and some slides. He couldn't help looking like a twunk

You can call me whatever you'd like, if it makes me... Uncomfortable, then I'll say something instead of freaking out. Okay, beast?

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

You are irresistible!

They pounce on him and start to kiss him everywhere, starting with shoulders, moving to face , mouth , and to Oscar’s hands. It is completely flushed.

Do you even drink beer , sugar?

[oscaristheog]

Oscar laughs, putting his arms around its neck as they kiss, his own pale face pink as he smiles at it.

Ah yeah I drink beer, but old fashions are my go to... Why do you ask beautiful?

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

They pull out a similar shirt with Queen’s Jazz Album cover on it.

I got you something ~ and beer is fine, I prefer wines myself. Or a good peanut butter jelly ale.

[oscaristheog]

Oscar lights up at seeing the shirt, eagerly taking it and looking it over

Oh this is awesome! It looks vintage, did you like, make this?

He sheds his current tank top to pull the new one on, his broad chest on display for just a moment before it's quickly covered back up. Oscar has some fat man titties.

[oscaristheog]

Hey, I know you probably don’t want to see me again but… i got a bikini i think you’ll like… and I was wondering if you wanted to go to the beach with me?

Oh! Um... Yeah, that sounds nice. I should probably still apologize about last night though, I uh, shouldn't have kicked you out like that...

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

They step into the house, shyly showing off the new swim suit. The zipper top has a cute little fish charm dangling off of it.

D-do you like it?

[oscaristheog]

Damn, you look absolutely amazing

Oscar comes closer but hesitates a moment before he touches them

Uh I think I've got some swim shorts somewhere, give me just a minute to change then we can go alright?

He takes one of their hands a moment, getting up on his tip toes to offer Xy a kiss

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

It gives him a kiss and transforms into something his size.

Now it’s easier to kiss me, or whatever…. you’d like. I’m sorry….

[oscaristheog]

Hey, you don't have to be sorry, it was just a joke right? I got to worked up over nothing, I'm sorry. I'll try not to be so sensitive...

Oscar gently places a hand on their hip and gives them a kiss before pulling away again and going back to his bedroom

Im going to go change really quick

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

I’d still like to call you a pet name, you’re very endearing to me. You can call me any thing you wish. Though I prefer… um… pet…or maybe… if it’s not too much… beast? But like in a good way?

They listen to the door as he changes.

[oscaristheog]

Oscar laughs softly from the other side of the door

I like that, you are my beast~

When he comes back out Oscar is in a low cut tank top, white with a faded beer logo on it. He also wore a pair of baggy black swim shorts and some slides. He couldn't help looking like a twunk

You can call me whatever you'd like, if it makes me... Uncomfortable, then I'll say something instead of freaking out. Okay, beast?

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

You are irresistible!

They pounce on him and start to kiss him everywhere, starting with shoulders, moving to face , mouth , and to Oscar’s hands. It is completely flushed.

Do you even drink beer , sugar?

[oscaristheog]

Oscar laughs, putting his arms around its neck as they kiss, his own pale face pink as he smiles at it.

Ah yeah I drink beer, but old fashions are my go to... Why do you ask beautiful?

[oscaristheog]

Hey, I know you probably don’t want to see me again but… i got a bikini i think you’ll like… and I was wondering if you wanted to go to the beach with me?

Oh! Um... Yeah, that sounds nice. I should probably still apologize about last night though, I uh, shouldn't have kicked you out like that...

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

They step into the house, shyly showing off the new swim suit. The zipper top has a cute little fish charm dangling off of it.

D-do you like it?

[oscaristheog]

Damn, you look absolutely amazing

Oscar comes closer but hesitates a moment before he touches them

Uh I think I've got some swim shorts somewhere, give me just a minute to change then we can go alright?

He takes one of their hands a moment, getting up on his tip toes to offer Xy a kiss

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

It gives him a kiss and transforms into something his size.

Now it’s easier to kiss me, or whatever…. you’d like. I’m sorry….

[oscaristheog]

Hey, you don't have to be sorry, it was just a joke right? I got to worked up over nothing, I'm sorry. I'll try not to be so sensitive...

Oscar gently places a hand on their hip and gives them a kiss before pulling away again and going back to his bedroom

Im going to go change really quick

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

I’d still like to call you a pet name, you’re very endearing to me. You can call me any thing you wish. Though I prefer… um… pet…or maybe… if it’s not too much… beast? But like in a good way?

They listen to the door as he changes.

[oscaristheog]

Oscar laughs softly from the other side of the door

I like that, you are my beast~

When he comes back out Oscar is in a low cut tank top, white with a faded beer logo on it. He also wore a pair of baggy black swim shorts and some slides. He couldn't help looking like a twunk

You can call me whatever you'd like, if it makes me... Uncomfortable, then I'll say something instead of freaking out. Okay, beast?

[oscaristheog]

Hey, I know you probably don’t want to see me again but… i got a bikini i think you’ll like… and I was wondering if you wanted to go to the beach with me?

Oh! Um... Yeah, that sounds nice. I should probably still apologize about last night though, I uh, shouldn't have kicked you out like that...

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

They step into the house, shyly showing off the new swim suit. The zipper top has a cute little fish charm dangling off of it.

D-do you like it?

[oscaristheog]

Damn, you look absolutely amazing

Oscar comes closer but hesitates a moment before he touches them

Uh I think I've got some swim shorts somewhere, give me just a minute to change then we can go alright?

He takes one of their hands a moment, getting up on his tip toes to offer Xy a kiss

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

It gives him a kiss and transforms into something his size.

Now it’s easier to kiss me, or whatever…. you’d like. I’m sorry….

[oscaristheog]

Hey, you don't have to be sorry, it was just a joke right? I got to worked up over nothing, I'm sorry. I'll try not to be so sensitive...

Oscar gently places a hand on their hip and gives them a kiss before pulling away again and going back to his bedroom

Im going to go change really quick

[oscaristheog]

Hey, I know you probably don’t want to see me again but… i got a bikini i think you’ll like… and I was wondering if you wanted to go to the beach with me?

Oh! Um... Yeah, that sounds nice. I should probably still apologize about last night though, I uh, shouldn't have kicked you out like that...

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

They step into the house, shyly showing off the new swim suit. The zipper top has a cute little fish charm dangling off of it.

D-do you like it?

[oscaristheog]

Damn, you look absolutely amazing

Oscar comes closer but hesitates a moment before he touches them

Uh I think I've got some swim shorts somewhere, give me just a minute to change then we can go alright?

He takes one of their hands a moment, getting up on his tip toes to offer Xy a kiss

[oscaristheog]

Hey, I know you probably don’t want to see me again but… i got a bikini i think you’ll like… and I was wondering if you wanted to go to the beach with me?

Oh! Um... Yeah, that sounds nice. I should probably still apologize about last night though, I uh, shouldn't have kicked you out like that...

[oscaristheog]

...I didn't get any sleep last night. I just couldn't stop thinking about how things played out with xylifith. I just really like them, more than I've liked anyone probably. I can't fuck this up, and the thought of them thinking of me as less of a man terrified me... I'm pretty secure in my masculinity I think, I do what I have to. But if it thought I wasn't enough of a man I know that would be the end of things between us...

I'm just going to have to talk to them. I'll call later today. I think I actually want to try and make this work...

[oscaristheog]

I absolutely fucked myself and now things are never going to be normal between us ever again. I had one shot and I fucking blew it, I can't talk with them without addressing what an asshole I was and I CAN'T do that... I just can't talk about it, I'm such a pathetic excuse for a man... Three dates, a new record. Three dates was all it took for them to find out what an absolute piece of trash I am... I'm just going to quit my job, I can't see them there it would hurt to much...

[oscaristheog]

I should call them. I should call them and say it's no big deal and it's just water under the bridge. I won't ever talk back, I won't ever complain, it call call me whatever it wants I don't give a shit. Drag me through the mud I don't even care I just need them to make this feeling go away...

[oscaristheog]

It's fucking BULLSHIT! What, are they expecting ME to apologize??? I did NOTHING! They didn't have to leave me like that, they knew that they made me feel like shit and then they just LEAVE??? This is THEIR LOSS! They're never going to bag another guy like me!!!

[oscaristheog]

It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine, maybe I can just call them and act like this never happened??? I mean what even DID happen? Nothing happened! It was just- nothing! It wasn't my fault, it shouldn't have pushed my buttons like that!