Oscar’s hammer

Shoutout to violence ✌️

[oscars-hammer]

Hello again! I made a little quiz titled “Which Malevolent character are you?” It is not intended to be serious, please don’t take the results too personally.

You can find it here (<- link)

I’m curious to see what you might get. Unfortunately I did not add details to the results yet. The questions are very solid and complete, though! I’ll see if I can do anything about the character result descriptions anytime soon. I might add images, but I don’t know how.

Feel free to share your results :}

[scrimbloart]

Can someone message me with all the episodes/ways Arthur has died?? I keep finding lists of all of his injuries but none of the lists specify which ones of those were deaths and I'm not all the way through yet but I wanted to do a thing

[oscars-hammer]

i remember a few. i personally consider ‘death’ the moments where john could take over, moments he would have 100% died had something not healed him, or the obvious ‘he died’ stuff. with that being said, here’s my list (spoilers ahead, duh):

part 4 - the voices (conflict with kellin, john has to drag arthur’s body to the road in hopes someone saves them)

part 9 - the boat (arthur gets shot, dies, and then gets ressurected by the wraith)

part 20 - the king + coda (stabs his own throat, gets healed by kayne but would otherwise most likely have bled to death)

part 28 - the undefeated (john takes control to sew him up because of the injuries by the addison mine monster)

part 43 - the witch (killed by the witch, then revived using the talisman by john and yorick)

part 46 - the unclean to part 49 - the suspects (sick because of horig and he would have perished had he not been healed)

part 52 - the wager (kayne happened)

[h0tdog-water]

i don’t give a shit that he’s 6’2 i want him MOANING and WHIMPERING

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

mini malevolent meme dump

[mossy-rainfrog]

something about malevolent that kills me every time is how after John tried to erase Arthur from his own body, arthur stays mad for a total of 1 minute and then straight up says "it all shook out with me still here so I’m willing to move past this" and never brings it up again, but then after months and months and months of horror arthur STILL fucking brings up the goddamn widow under the island

"yeah i can easily forgive you for almost consuming my soul and stealing my body but FUCK you for disagreeing with that one murder i did." OKAY !

[kaijuno]

[ceo-of-lesbians]

[arthur-lesters-tits]

in case you guys were wondering what's going on with us

[arthur-lesters-tits]

@oscars-hammer @arthur-lesters-ovaries

[oscars-hammer]

BAHAHAH

it looks better in my device

[daily-malevolent]

the king in yellow dying in a glue trap

[daily-malevolent]

hasturrr

[wormpiratesblog]

hear me out list but it's just entirely disembodied voices

[mydirtyvalentine]

stfu-

dresses your arthur lester up like a doll in the piano collar shirt

[potato-lord-but-not]

Holy Ghosts: Volume 1. Part 1.

LETTTSSS GOOOOO WE’RE ACTUALLY STARTING THIS THANGGGG WAHHOOOOO

sorry they’re so pissed off at each other we’ll get to that bittersweet friendship soon <3 well, after Noel hits bedrock ofc <3

[oscars-hammer]

father mentioned

[fiollaigean]

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

[fiollaigean]

kidnapping stalking insanity sleepwalking cannibalism and teeth, gaslighting gun violence pipe murder and silence and medical trauma and meat. bugs in your body and poisoned black coffee and self-mutilation and lies, police brutality breaks from reality suicide spiders and eyes. paaaaaranoia degloving the uncanny valley and running like prey to survive, agonies torture and drowning and falling and then being buried alive.

[oscars-hammer]

i did this once with malevolent, compiled every single trigger warning into a singular list (removed synonyms as well). i think it only went up to season 4. i should definitely remake it because it is LONG

[butch-columbo]

SO LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING RQ TO THE MALEV LISTENERS.

ARTHUR LESTER, A CARRIER OF PLAGUE, BOUND TO A BEING FROM THE AFTERLIFE, IS TRAVELLING ACROSS THE COUNTRY WITH *THREE OTHER INDIVIDUALS* TO INITIATE THE DAY OF WRATH.

ARTHUR LESTER.

IS A HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE

SPECIFICALLY, THE BIBLICAL HORSEMAN OF DEATH WHICH DOUBLES AS PESTILENCE AND IS FOLLOWED BY AN EMBODIMENT OF HELL.

[oscars-hammer]

the dies irae or whatever

[arthur-lesters-spine]

John doe malevolent sounds so cunty in the first episode oh my god. I almost didn't recognize him. Why,,,, does he sound like that

[kaynes-bare-grippers]

one of the main reasons I find it so hard to finish fics is bc of the visceral cringe I feel every time. Like litterally just me with Google doc open giggling and kicking my feet writing my silly little words ab my favorite fictional characters. I might as well be a cartoon character drawing picture of their crush with big hearts around it. Someone hit me with a large hammer Jesus christ

[oscars-hammer]

did someone say hammer?

[jinks050]

I bet money that Noel would refer to Arthur and John as “AJ” when talking to both of them.

It’s discreet, both of them feel included, and it’s got the charm to it that Noel is known for and it is the hill I will die on here.