There’s No Accounting For Taste.

Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay.

[oscarsanjuanmartinez]

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” -Wayne Gretzky

-Michael Scott

[arandomthot]

These girls are onto something

[oscarsanjuanmartinez]

the signs as oddly specific things i’ve googled

Scorpio: what the fuck is a chicken nugget. are they chicken.

Capricorn: potatoes that don’t look right

Sagittarius: if my dog coughs when she’s thirsty does that mean that she’s dying or can I stop panicking

Libra: how to finish two page essay on “The Canadian Electoral System” before 12:00am when it’s 11:16pm

Cancer: are ducks birds

Aquarius: is it possible that pigs will fly one day?

Gemini: do cats keep secrets

Taurus: why do my feet always feel numb am I dying

Leo: is it possible to sleep for a whole weekend or will your internal clock wake you up because that sounds nice

Pisces: why don’t my google searches ever provide results

Aquarius: how to get notes on tumblr

[oscarsanjuanmartinez]

when you’re first meeting each other vs. a month later once you’re finally comfortable to unleash your full crazy

[oscarsanjuanmartinez]

new year, bettering me

honestly I’m so sick of ppl saying this “new year, new me” shit. like no, you aren’t going to change over night. my personal goal is to work on mental health and try to eat healthier and stop gossiping and helping others more often so this year instead of expecting quick results let’s actually make moves towards our own happiness !!

:))

[oscarsanjuanmartinez]

I googled “very fancy looking dogs” and was not disappointed

[ratatouille-child]

when you snap somebody a 10 second video and but replied in 4 seconds

[oscarsanjuanmartinez]

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my

social anxiety, insecurities, depression, emotional trauma, trust issues and just a general stress disorder towards nothing in particular

[laurbyboom]

when u suckin dick and u look up and they like

[laurbyboom]

[oscarsanjuanmartinez]

I NEED GUY FRIENDS

pls dm me, I literally have none. So if you have at least three of the following, hmu:

• dank ass memes and a good sense of humour

• non judgemental personality

• anxiety-filled mind (so that we can twin)

• I’m 16?? so somewhere around there

• daily funny snaps

• literally I just need somebody to complain to if I’m being real

• a dude who’s fine w a girl who burps a lot and has a rly boyish sense of humour lol

[rapling-deactivated20191013]

me: i hate astrology

horoscope: youre beautiful 

me:

[oscarsanjuanmartinez]

TWENTY THREE DAYS

[oscarsanjuanmartinez]

méchant bo bini

[bob-belcher]

[oscarsanjuanmartinez]

good

[relaxed-muscle]

i’m getting ready to update my wardrobe! i just need a

jat

jlasses

jloves

and

jarf

[scatterdarknessscattersilence]

i’m sorry this is a formal occasion you will either need a

jie

or a 

jallgown

[lesbiansinouterspace-deactivate]

@pro-gay

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

time to break out my

juit

[danupert]

don’t forget you

jankerchief 

[milkyrum-deactivated20160407]

We’re gonna be late hop in the 

jar

[idreaminpixels]

@txepvi @seyrii

[seyrii]

This is junforgivable

[professor-maple-mod]

don’t forget your

jurse

or your

jumps.

[skr0ala]

if you get bored you bring your

jiolin

[themonsterwithoutaname]

every time this post come back to my dash is more and more horrendous

[sledgehammertoe]

Let me tell you about 

The 1973 Levi’s Gremlin.

Looks like just another AMC Gremlin, yeah? Well, notice the Levi’s logo on the front fender just behind the wheel well, and you know that when you get in this car, you’re in for something very… special.

Your eyes are not deceiving you. The seats and the trunk are upholstered in GENUINE LEVI’S DENIM, complete with bronze stitching. This is not some ironic custom job from recent times, either; this was a real option offered by AMC in 1973.

And people thought it was a good idea, even!

[jaymonoto]

JEATS

[chongoblog]

Thats it, close the meme. It’s all done

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

@officialclod

[sasstrid-and-dorkcup]

I FUCKING HATE THIS SO MUCH WHY DOES ANY OF THIS EXIST

[pus-wagon]

@space-queer

[fizzy-dizz]

@undylng

[oscarsanjuanmartinez]

Levi’s Gremlin, with seats of the pants

[oscarsanjuanmartinez]

so our art teacher doesn’t allow us to portray nudity in our pieces right, (which is ridiculous because we’re literally studying the human form so waddup ??)

anyways so this rly pissed off my friend, so she decided to paint a giant ass vagina disguised as a flower. turns out my teacher liked it so much that she hung it in the main hallways display case and that’s the story of how my school had a giant vagina with a clit the size of Mount Rushmore in the main hall for six months

[lmaonade]

hey guys, just got back from my very long journey of re-writing history to put us on a timeline where harry potter doesn’t exist! no need to thank me, but don’t worry, it’s gone now. 

[durbikins]

who?

[institute-for-thermal-research]

what is this person talking about

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

This post gives me a great idea for seven books and eight movies

[oscarsanjuanmartinez]

ooh what’ll it be about ??