I Am Shitting My Pants

Want to be 𝓭𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼? Howdy, you can call me Sparrow! Welcome to the freakiest blog in the osc, we get our freak on here‼️

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Hey chat hii, welcome to the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓮 👅👅👅

I’m the blog owner, Sparrow, you dont get my main because EIURGUHVHIDFHI butttt, please do check out my ask blog, @ask-knife

if you know me, know you don’t. Anyway go get your freak on.

THIS IS A JOKE BLOG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE KEEP YOUR PANTS ON GUYS JOKE ASKS ONLY

Rules

1. No spamming asks, it’s hard to get to confessions from other people when this is done.

2. No Topics of P3dophilia, Necrophilia, Or anything of the sort, anybody found to be sending confessions about illegal topics will be blocked.

3. Do not make weird or uncomfortable remarks toward the admin of the blog, he has already grown uncomfortable with several messages in her inbox.

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"i was going to ask where the genitalia could POSSIBLY be on the OBJECTS, but then i realized i didn’t want answers..."

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THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD! (/ref)

It’s there where you’d expect it to be it’s just like not visible though it’s like an invisible pocket

Why did I word it like that wtf is an invisible pocket

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art thou alive

Yes!! Sorry to everyone that I haven’t been very active here.. big things happening in mod sparrows life!! I recently finished school, and my graduation is in a few days, so things have been a bit crazy recently..

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Faoon and goon tube.

Send

My name is mod Sparrow and I endorse this message

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Did I traumatize you with the questioning of object private parts

I hope I did but not too much

Did I miss that confession anon I don’t remember answering that one 🤔 goes and checks my inbox because I’m a CHUD!!

On the topic of this, if one of your confessions doesnt get answered, it will eventually, don’t worry! My tumblr HATES ME and sometimes just. Doesnt show some asks in my notifications?? So I don’t see them immediately..

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goo. thats it thats the confession. especially with the new episode.

Yeah.

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I am shitting my pants. Where is my metampon

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There’s some kind of conspiracy happening here

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me & trophy anon are not the same person

- trophy pipline anon

Nods.. thank u for clarifying

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i really liked the trophy torture episode

- trophy pipeline anon

Yeah me too I love seeing him suffer..

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What a fucking episode okay maybe we’re back. Life-changing I tell you. Life-changing.

Insert funny freak comment here

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MeTampon needs to bang that toilet RIGHT NOW 👹👹👹👹

WHY IS METAMPON HERE??? @ii-confusing-confessions DID ONE OF YOUR ANONS ESCAPE???

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Speaking of Steve cobs I need him to fuh silver spoon.. NOWWW

Real and true anon!!

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i thought this was a steve cobs askblog

Not quite!

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In light of recent events, I’m taking a step back from the ii fandom. However, I don’t want to abandon this blog again, so from now on ii downright devious will be known as osc downright devious, any shows go now.

You can still send in Ii asks, yes, but I won’t be having a primarily ii focused blog at the moment.

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bot ii *aggressive slurping sounds for 5 straight minutes*

IS THIS CONFESSION 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂?

𝔂𝓮𝓼 👅👅👅

𝓷𝓸 👎👎👎

Voting ended onMar 29

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Hello it is I. Freakcob. Riodejaneircob. Downrightdeviouscob. The cob. As an expert in the freak field I say this confession does not seem to be one of freak origin. Rather. Image of bot slurping bowl of soup.

Thank you for your time

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wanna hold toes instead of hands and have a pizza party🤔

okay who was this either this is one of our friends or just a REALLY brave anon

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if objects gave birth would they breastfeed?

.

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Wow.. an ask that instills fear in me.. ME. MR FREAKBLOG. there’s tears in my eyes..