The transgender paraphile your mom warned you about

Hi there! "I know the only me is me. How do you know the only you is you?" An Adult - It/Its - Pansexual Polyamorous Alterhuman Doll - 40C - ♒ - ⎇

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[glitchlich]

your baby as soon as these come off

[enki2]

[hylianengineer]

@copperbadge this seems up your alley

[copperbadge]

If the system ain't broke, don't fix it, I guess! Accounting may not be the oldest profession, but someone had to keep the books for them.

I mean, in theory I know that Excel is based on the structure of earlier accounting technology that's been around for hundreds of years -- what do we think we did to track commerce before computers? -- but it still kind of blows my mind to, for example, look at my ancestor's journal from a whaling voyage in 1770 and see spreadsheets in the back.

[charaznablespeteevee]

[hushshatteredforest]

(eflo（@EfloNilot）さんのメディアポスト / Xから)

[indieblueart]

Local rabbit fails at being subtle, more at 11

[jaxcookiescupcakescucumbers]

[kaliune]

hello there 🌠

[beardedmrbean]

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[ashenmind]

wanted to see if ashenbot could generate kink posts and results were... interesting

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

the two kinds of tgirl are “infinite anger that destroys everything around her” and “infinite patience that lets the world turn her into a doormat”. and they both love giving the other unhelpful advice about how to manage their emotions

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

also this

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[powblock]

[nightofthelivingzed]

i love being your mom. you specifically. come here sunshine its time for your bedtime story!

[nightofthelivingzed]

"im not sleepiess"

oh im sure!! lay with me. let's see how long you last

[nightofthelivingzed]

page 1 princess

[ange1icsupern0va]

i love paraphiles i love freaks

[doggirl-girlcock]

Perverts and creeps <3

[dogpuppy]

[mousegirlheart]

Visit Original Link

[internetsickness]

click this button every weekend or you cant read my blog

[zsnes]

hop drink…………

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

You can only click this in moderation.

[zsnes]

ah; okay…… how many clicks then ?

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

1000 for all your life. On the thousand-and-first click you lose the human form

[perkwunos]

in 2018, you can click it all you like, no consequences–that’s my philosophy

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

You’re going to turn into something

[perkwunos]

Hmmm? What’d you say? I can’t hear

Ah, well, back to sipping…