T-2

[dogpuppy]

[creepycrag]

Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.

[cheddar-baby]

[sam-fry-eggs]

Yo, it’s dog 

[ikurko]

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh what's the point

[cottoncandylesbo]

warm sunshine. good food. smell of old book pages. cicadas shake outside my window. branches rustle. the sun and clouds relax above me. the blanket is soft against my skin. i keep forgetting this is all just here, whenever i want to remember it. i can feel any time i want.

[zeelatunes]

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

Hello

not reading all that

[boberta]

*roommate comes home tired and covered in blood* *next day the girl she was with draws fetish art of a warrior clad in black iron wading through the battlefield turning her life and the lives of all of her friends and companions into a stretch of purposeless reeking carrion*

[alteredpanel]

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

Mme Élégante

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[bigtabart]

Nothing is stronger than a flower's dream.

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[conzoop]

happy skeleton warrior week, keep those bones strong!

[internetsickness]

click this button every weekend or you cant read my blog

[zsnes]

hop drink…………

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

You can only click this in moderation.

[zsnes]

ah; okay…… how many clicks then ?

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

1000 for all your life. On the thousand-and-first click you lose the human form

[perkwunos]

in 2018, you can click it all you like, no consequences–that’s my philosophy

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

You’re going to turn into something

[perkwunos]

Hmmm? What’d you say? I can’t hear

Ah, well, back to sipping…