[ hakutaku ]

# 5.021 MY BOO ---★ ☆---MY SON

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Hinata do u need to be bailed out of jail do u need to talk to someone I'm ur bff's dad I can do adult responsibility thigs.....

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What is my son doing ……… contain him…..

[settet]

im learning about oikawa sans nips why must u barge in on everything…

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Why are you doing sexual acts to other ppl ..? does ur spouse kno abt this ????? son I rly like Seto don’t...

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wtf isn't that your best friend does he need me to bail him out...

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What is my son doing ……… contain him…..

[settet]

im learning about oikawa sans nips why must u barge in on everything…

[oskriven]

Why are you doing sexual acts to other ppl ..? does ur spouse kno abt this ????? son I rly like Seto don’t ruin this for me?????????????

[settet]

STOP IM NOT DOING THIS AGAINST MY SPOUSE ITS JUST NIPPLES??? no one is offended by nipples

[oskriven]

Son for some men nipples are rly arousing u'd kno if u spent more time w ur man.... Stop touching ppl .. I don't wanna bail u from jail for sexual harassment ..

[oskriven]

What is my son doing ……… contain him…..

[settet]

im learning about oikawa sans nips why must u barge in on everything…

[oskriven]

Why are you doing sexual acts to other ppl ..? does ur spouse kno abt this ????? son I rly like Seto don't ruin this for me?????????????

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What is my son doing ......... contain him.....

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[ text ] i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter “e” and a picture of the dark.

to: hubby bubbyfrom: it me !

[txt] oh .. you did ..[txt] ??[txt] sorry !! are you home safe now bc i am[txt] you could totally come over and i'll make it up to you !![txt] sorry if i scared u or anything

[oskriven]

[ text ] he just told me not to dance on any tables on halloween… i’m choosing to take that statement as a joke

to: kageyama's weird bonerfrom: it me !

[txt] what ..[txt] ????[txt] tbh if anyone’s expecting me not to[txt] they wrong

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[ text ] this is part your fault too. don’t tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.

[txt] wait you actually came in and broke them...[txt] did you at least clean up after or ...[txt] HOW DID U GET IN .........[txt] nvm it was kageyama wasnt it

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Ok but I'm texting friends w everyone it's just things that happen to hakutakus ok I make ppl appear

[unmeme]

TFLN meme part 10.

[ text ] He kept insisting he didn’t have my number, so I called his phone and my number came up as “yeaaaaaaaaah!” [ text ] still being hungover at 4 in the afternoon is NOT “having allergies” [ text ] Don’t drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it. [ text ] i woke up knowing i have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and i am so happy. [ text ] they gave me a bj with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself. [ text ] this is part your fault too. don’t tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong. [ text ] it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes [ text ] just put a dog collar on someone’s child… was a great hit with everyone but his mom. i think she hates me. i’m okay with that [ text ] sorry for leaving you in a dumpster last night [ text ] i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter “e” and a picture of the dark. [ text ] I’m pretty sure that’s why we have such good sex. Because we are secretly trying to kill each other. [ text ] wow, this girl is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair [ text ] i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage. [ text ] he just told me not to dance on any tables on halloween… i’m choosing to take that statement as a joke [ text ] i was so drunk, i was kissing everyone. their sexual preference was none of my concern. [ text ] This guy on the train won’t stop sniffing my hair. [ text ] FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. [ text ] Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job. [ text ] you just rubbed your face up and own my six pack cooing. equal measure of weird and hot. [ text ] this must be what jayden smith feels like all the time. [ text ] please take me off your list of people to text when you don’t want to drink by yourself. [ text ] I mean obviously i like your dick… Jury is still out on you but your dick is good [ text ] You don’t know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night [ text ] if you’re the one who put those dollar bills in my boxers last night, thank you because i just used that money to get myself a coffee

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chuutarou you should help a sister out .... come on ... that outfit .... how am i gon look cute walkin next to that ... 

[secondkumouson-blog]

My fiancé turned into a fiancée

Soramaru had seen people running around getting in to the Halloween spirit and he was still confused by the whole thing. That was why when he knocked on his fiancé’s door only to find him standing there dressed as a woman, he froze in place out of confusion. “Here I thought this goliday was meant for ‘mythical’ creatures.” He mumbled before smiling at Toki.

"So, what are you supposed to be?" He asked, figuring there was more to the costume than just being a woman. He had to admit, though, that his fiancé made a very nice woman. Of course, he himself wasn’t dressed up yet seeing as he left Chutarou in charge of his costume.

"Where is Kageyama?" He asked now, curious as to what the younger male dressed up as, although his eyes still hadn’t left Toki. What could he say? His fiancé was gorgeous, male or female.

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Twirling and whirling in his kimono - Hizame would riot over how damn cute he was - he snickered a little. He really was a hot mom -- Stopping, hearing the sound of the door open, Toki grinned. "Hey!" No big deal. Just in a drag. AT LEAST I'M CUTER THAN YOUR BROTHER IN A DRAG OOOO -  He laughed, hands on his hips. "Well, I was going to be a hot dad for Halloween - but I'm," a dramatic sigh. "Constantly reminded I already am one! Can't be something I already am!" Thanks Seto.

"So I decided to be a hot mom!" Logic. "Do I look cute, Soramaru - kun ~ ?" Reel and snatch. Giving him a wink, he brushed his longer, fake hair back. "Why aren't you in costume, huh?" Not that he felt silly, being the only one in the room with a costume on. But he would enjoy being able to see his fiance in something amazing. 

"Kageyama is going around with Seto today. I think he's embarrassed by my outfit." Pouting a bit, he crossed his arms, adjusting his er - bra. "Though I promised to hang out with them later!" Whether they liked it or not lololol "But until then, wanna get outfit'd up and go on a walk around town with me ~ ? You can finally tell people you got a wife!" Fiancee, wife, whatever. 

[kumochurro-deactivated20141128]

Brother-in-Law!? || Tokidoki + Chuutarou

   Only a few days has past since the boy moved to the large city of Iunctum. It was definitely a lot different from his hometown in the quiet village in the woods. People, as far as the eye can see. Well, being as short as Chuutarou was, the vast amount of bodies made it even more difficult for the small boy to see. As much as he’d love to get out of the crowd, he just couldn’t seem to escape. Being pulled along, was no fun at all and once he saw a opening, he quickly slipped out. 

   "Ah finally out!" He cried out triumphantly, stretching his tired arms. He took a good look around before realizing that the place was unfamiliar to him. "Uh… Where are we Gerokichi?" Hoping that the small raccoon would give him the answer, Chuutarou looked to his shoulder where the animal was. Or, it should’ve been.

   ”G-Gerokichi!?” He called out in fear that the small creature had been squished by the crowd. The raccoon wasn’t only their family pet, it was also a dear friend of Chuutaou’s and if anything happened to it… "Gerokichiiii!! Where are you!?" He wandered aimlessly, searching until he bumped into a stranger that looked to be around his Sora-nii’s age. With small tears in his eyes, the young boy sniffed and asked the other. "Um, have you seen Gerokichi, sir?"

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There's a few things Toki felt like he would never readjust to. And that is the amount of crowding bodies that pass by him on the street. He still isn't used to traffic, almost walking through it despite the cars that came by. Seriously. Paved roads had more a toll on the feet than the murky dirt. He wasn't a fan.

Stretching, he ends up almost sitting down until ah - there goes a ... ... what was that. Were ayakashi in this world too? Shaking his head, he snorts. Like there would be something like that here! Or.. there would be, and he just can't see it. Despite that, his eyes still hadn't changed colors and he still had bite marks on his neck from the wound he suffered in the Edo period. Okay. 

Scratching the nape of his neck, he almost sits down again until -- sniff.

Looking down at the younger male who had bumped into him, he gives a small smile and bends his knees, to the other's eye level. "Hey what's wrong -- Gerokichi?" .. Maybe that animal that passed by...? "Hey! Don't cry - uh -" He looks around. Dang. Not that he was sure it would even work, but his powers would really come in handy now. Unwritten page stuff. No big deal. Just the power to change reality as they know it. "Uhhh -- come on! I'll help you look for him!"

Another smile as he stands up and nudges forward. "I'm Toki! And what's your name, huh?"

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[ text ] If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY

to: lil bruhfrom: it me

[txt] wait no chuutarou dont do that[txt] omg no NO STAND BY[txt] CHUUTAROU STAY THERE I'LL SAVE U

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[ text ] I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face

to: soramaru's mom ???from: it me

[txt] tbh the only thing saddening abt that[txt] is tht u saw my ween b4 soramaru

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[ text ] You slept on a pillow of digiorno

to: ??? digiorno brufrom: it me

[txt] but i ... didn't eat it ????[txt] don't tell me u wasted it tho right?

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[ text ] You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people’s legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.

to: hubby bubbyfrom: it me

[txt] did u aplogize for me .. [txt] tbh i'm not that sorry tho