king of the court

so long as i am here, you will be the strongest.

[unmeme]

send me a ♧...

and i’ll roll the dice + my character will perform the action on yours.

[oskriven]

What is my son doing ……… contain him…..

[settet]

im learning about oikawa sans nips why must u barge in on everything…

[oskriven]

Why are you doing sexual acts to other ppl ..? does ur spouse kno abt this ????? son I rly like Seto don’t…

[oskriven]

wtf isn’t that your best friend does he need me to bail him out…

[settet]

no

[oskriven]

What is my son doing ……… contain him…..

[settet]

im learning about oikawa sans nips why must u barge in on everything…

[oskriven]

Why are you doing sexual acts to other ppl ..? does ur spouse kno abt this ????? son I rly like Seto don’t ruin this for me?????????????

[settet]

STOP IM NOT DOING THIS AGAINST MY SPOUSE ITS JUST NIPPLES??? no one is offended by nipples

[oskriven]

Son for some men nipples are rly arousing u’d kno if u spent more time w ur man…. Stop touching ppl .. I don’t wanna bail u from jail for sexual harassment ..

[settet]

stop no one is going to jail but hinata 

[settere]

Well! Go learn on somebody else! And stop looking ridiculous! Just stop doing this!

[settet]

Shrink necks and frowns.

Oikawa-san, it's just a thing it's normal. What did I do wrong aside from a meme.

[oskriven]

What is my son doing ……… contain him…..

[settet]

im learning about oikawa sans nips why must u barge in on everything…

[oskriven]

Why are you doing sexual acts to other ppl ..? does ur spouse kno abt this ????? son I rly like Seto don’t ruin this for me?????????????

[settet]

STOP IM NOT DOING THIS AGAINST MY SPOUSE ITS JUST NIPPLES??? no one is offended by nipples

[settere]

SLAPS YOUR HANDS AWAY WHAT THE FUCK???

[settet]

sucks neck in

:'( OIKAWA SAN.. IM LEARNING?

[oskriven]

What is my son doing ……… contain him…..

[settet]

im learning about oikawa sans nips why must u barge in on everything...

[settere]

What’s the number for something stronger than the police?

[settet]

Pinches your nipples.

[wishfuldesire-blog1]

@mami_zozo

[settet]

Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?

What.. the hell! "No.. Does it look like I'm that flexible? ..You try it out and if you succeed, get back at me and tell me your secrets." Because he is never, ever, going to answer his phone or anything to even know. "Better yet.. don't even tell me, I'm better off not knowing! Keep all of this to yourself!"

[settet]

❣!

Why.. of all people. "Are you a princess because your heart is certainly locked behind some doors and I have the key."

"But I'm not the prince of this fairytale you're in so I won't sweep you off your feet."

[settet]

oskriven replied to your post:[ text ] You recommended online dating, but not even one day in and someone is asking for me to call them “daddy.”

WHY DOES ALL YOUR TEXTS END W STOP TEXTING ME WHEN U KEEP TEXTING ME ANYWAY

YOU TEXTED ME FUCKING FIRST STOP

[settet]

❣

"Why..." Scratches the back of his head and shakes his head too because damn, this is hard. "There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth..."

"Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms..........?"

[settet]

settere replied to your post:❣

i dont need tobiochan he disappoints me

you can stop at 5 or 6 men, oikawa-san but dont you think its time to stop at 1 and settle down?

[settet]

[ text ] You recommended online dating, but not even one day in and someone is asking for me to call them “daddy.”

To: Relative #1From: Kageyama T

[ txt. ] no i didnt[ txt. ] hinata probably had my phone[ txt. ] and you listened to that idiot[ txt. ] thats ur prob not mine[ txt. ] stop texting me

[settet]

[ text ] Making cat noises will not fix the situation.

To: Relative #2From: Kageyama T

[ txt. ] ok first of all how did you get my number[ txt. ] second of all im not even a cat[ txt. ] are you asking me to steal kuroo's look[ txt. ] this is why i dont want you as my relative[ txt. ] u dont appreciate me for who i am

[settet]

❣

"Uh..." PAUSE. "So I heard you like balls in your face? LOL.. Winkey face?" Pause pause pause. "I googled a pick up line for you, Oikawa-san, are you proud? But it reminds me of that one time you complained about having a ball hit your face.. or was it the back of your head.. it's a pun too. Did you laugh?"