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GUYS I NEED HELP FINDING AN SMAU... JJK SMAU
One where like... The reader is pregnant but it starts off with the reader pranking them saying that they're pregnant.. But like the guys are like "can you double check?" And then the reader is actually pregnant... I can't remember all the characters but ik for sure Nanami and Sukuna are there... Like reader reveals the prank and Sukuna goes : "Are you sure? I can feel it's presence" Or smth....... Pls help
Update : I am no closer to finding that smau... But I do know Gojo might have six eyed the baby.. Emphasis on might..
i think it’s talking cradles by @itsafairytalekay ? i read it the other day and remembered ur post!
Feel It Still
Smau: in which you ask the jjk men if they can feel your puss puss on their thigh when you sit on their lap Warnings: 18+ mdni, fluff and crack, cursing not proofread Featuring: Gojo, Geto, Choso, Toji, Nanami, Sukuna, Ino, Shiu, Hiromi
What Leg Is it Down .ᐟ
𝜗𝜚: satoru, suguru, nanami, choso, ino, toji,
note: asking them what leg is their dick/cock down !
warnings: cursing, sexual, kms joke in gojo’s, crack, f!reader
I BLOCK MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS
Pheromone Perfume .ᐟ
𝜗𝜚: satoru, suguru, nanami, choso, ino, toji
note: you put on a pheromone perfume and it makes them feral
warnings: crack, cursing, sexual, f!reader
I BLOCK MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS
Mortgage Prank .ᐟ
𝜗𝜚: satoru, suguru, nanami, choso, hiromi, ino, toji
note: you tell them you can’t pay the mortgage ! tikok trend
warnings: cursing, sexual, crack, die joke on ino’s, f!reader
I BLOCK MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS
That’s A Tongue Slapper .ᐟ
𝜗𝜚: satoru, suguru, nanami, choso, toji
note: telling them “I want you to slap it on my tongue while I look up at you” bc I saw it on a twitter post lol.
warnings: sexual very sexual, cursing, lots of oral sex talk, f!reader
I BLOCK MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS
Just The Basics .ᐟ
𝜗𝜚: satoru, suguru, nanami, choso, hiromi, ino, toji
note: you send them a picture of an outfit but it’s not much ! based of a tiktok trend and this ask that explains it better lmaooo
warnings: sexual, cursing, crack, f!reader
I BLOCK MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS
Smau: "Food??? For me?!" 🍔
- them finding out you left food for them. 💕
(choso, nanami, geto, gojo, sukuna, and toji)
contains: so much fluff, some crack, mild suggestiveness on geto's, and mild mention of bl00d on sukuna's
a/n: a very cute one of them being loved on bc why not?
whining to kento how much you missed him while he's literally inside you
“kento…” your voice is a soft hum, lips brushing his sharp jawline as you kiss him, needy and trembling.
you’re pressed beneath him on the bed, his broad frame caging you as his cock fills you, stretching you with every slow passionate thrust.
nanami grunts, a low rumble in his chest, and thrusts deeper, his palm sliding up to grip your hair, tugging just enough to make you gasp.
“hmm?” he hums as he tilts his head, eyes catching yours in the dim light, your hands clutch his shoulders, nails biting into his skin, and you whine, the sound spilling out as his hips rock into you.
“missed you… hmp… missed you so much…” he groans, deep and throaty, his thrusts picking up speed, each one hitting harder, making your body jolt against the sheets.
his lips find the tip of your chin, kissing it softly before tilting your head back to meet his gaze. “mh yeah? missed me, honey?” you nod, breathless, your eyes glassy as you look up at him. “yeah,” you pant, voice breaking into another whine as he thrusts again, his cock dragging against your walls, sending sparks through your body.
“been gone too long, kento.. fuck i missed you.” he’d been away for weeks, buried in overtime at that damn office, leaving you alone in your apartment.
you’d spent nights curled up in his shirts, texting him late, your messages growing needier until he finally came home tonight.
but now? Now he’s here, inside you, making up for lost time, and you’re not holding back.
“shit,” he mutters, his grip on your hair tightening just enough to make you moan. “you missed me that much, huh?” his hips snap faster, the bed creaking under his rhythm, and you cry out, your legs trembling around his waist. “tell me, honey, what’d you miss most?”
“everything,” you gasp, your voice a mess of whines and moans as he thrusts deeper. “your voice, your hands, your… hmp… your smell, just—you.” he groans again, his lips curling into a slight, cheeky smirk.
“everything?” he leans closer, kissing your jaw, his breath hot against your skin. “you’re makin’ it real hard to stay gentle, sweetheart.” his thrusts are harder now, but still measured, each one hitting that spot that makes you see stars.
“kento, i–” you cut off with a moan, his cock driving deeper, your walls clenching tight. “i just… needed you so bad.” your words are desperate, hands sliding to his back, nails raking his skin as you pull him closer.
“fuck, my love..” he growls. “needed you too. all those nights, thinkin’ about you like this…” he tugs your hair again, tilting your face to his, and kisses you hard, all teeth and desperation.
“tell me more. wanna hear it.” you whimper, tears pricking your eyes from the intensity, the longing you’ve carried for weeks spilling out.
“missed your—your arms around me,” you pant, his thrusts making your words stumble. “missed your voice… tellin’ me im yours.”
“you are mine,” he says, his hips snapping harder now, pushing you closer to the edge. “say it. who do you belong to?”
“you!” you moaned louder as he thrusts relentlessly, his cock filling you perfectly.
no money? no problem! — telling the jjk men you can’t pay rent this month
characters : gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji, sukuna
info : suggestive jokes
a/n : thought of this from a sylus tweet on twt n was like .. this but jjk
thinking abt you sinking deep into subspace and calling mingyu ‘dad’ or ‘dada’ for the first time instead of the daddy you first both agreed upon and how he’d react…
cw. ddlg, mentions of agere, implied negative/complicated family life on reader’s side
i think…
it definitely starts with just calling him daddy in bed. until you both get so used to it that the nickname starts bleeding into your everyday life without either of you realizing. it starts with little moments of you slipping and going “love you, daddy!” or “hi, daddy!” or calling him daddy when it’s just the two of you…
then the first time you call him dad / dada would happen while you two were alone at your place (at this point, you haven’t moved in together yet). it happens during a quiet moment, maybe after a movie. you, all sleepy and tired and pouty, don’t realize your brain is… shutting off. you just feel so… safe around mingyu that you just let go. you don’t realize you’re regressing at all.
you’re a little past the halfway point of the movie but you honestly have already mentally checked out. mingyu notices you dozing off already so he pauses the film. he kisses your forehead and cups your cheek so he can get a better look at you (and he thinks your sleepy lil face is the cutest).
“sleepy, baby?”
whining softly and nuzzling into his hand as you nod, “yeah…”
so he gathers you in his arms and carries you to your bed, places a plushie in your arms (the one he won at an amusement park when you went on a date), then squeezes in beside you (it’s a twin bed, not your fault he's huge).
and you go “love you, dada” very sleepily, quite literally right before you knock out and before mingyu can say he loves you too.
mingyu… thinks about it. because this is the first time he’s hearing this nickname from you. he finds it adorable, obviously, especially that you said it the way you did, all dozy and cute. but he would find himself overthinking it.
it’s a conversation the next day. but he brings it up carefully over breakfast (more like late brunch because you both slept in). you’d be sitting next to him in your little dining area (you have a small unit— you never thought you’d end up in a committed relationship with a fucking giant), both of you quietly eating.
“baby?” he’d start, hand softly caressing your thigh.
“mm?”
“you called me dada last night,” he says and you blush. hard. you don’t even remember that. how could you? you were barely awake!
you quickly go “m’sorry. i didn’t mean it— i meant to call you daddy, i swear—” in one rushed breath but mingyu just laughs and kisses your temple.
“no, baby, it’s okay! why are you always apologizing? i thought it was cute. i just wanna understand. you’ve never called me that before.”
you don’t know why you were ever scared. so you take a deep breath and explain. you tell him it just.. slipped. you tell him it’s because whenever you’re around him, you feel safe and loved and cared for that your brain just does that: goes blank. empty. no thoughts at all. because for once, you feel like you don’t have to be the strong one. you don’t have to be the big person. because around him, you feel like you can just take down your walls and be... little.
and he knows you. your history. your lore, as you liked to call it. so something inside mingyu just clicks. some primal, possessive instinct to protect you, guide you, be the only thing you would ever want or need in your life. be your provider in every way he can.
“okay,” he smiles at you, and it’s blinding. “dad it is, then.”
choi seungcheol’s fav kiss ❀⋆.ೃ࿔
wc: 0.4k warnings: lowkey suggestive, choking but not rlly? its more like jst resting his hand on ur neck, this gives daddy cheol but w/o the sexytime an: so i caught myself resting w my hand on my neck today and i was like huh.. i want cheol to do that to me. so here we are. anyways vernon is up next in the series so stay tuned !!! fav kisses mlist !!
Through my eyes
Pairing: Vernon × reader
Synopsis: You surprise Vernon with a bouquet of flowers
Genre: tooth rotting fuff
WC: 744
Warnings: None that I can think of
A/n: This is my first time writing for svt pls bear with me
BONUS CUT
Vernon was sitting on the kitchen island, laptop open, tapping away at something when you walked in. His hair was messy, hoodie sleeves pushed up, and a pair of wireless earbuds half-dangling from his ears.
You silently strolled over to the other side of the island, plopped a bouquet down next to his laptop like it was an everyday thing, leaning casually against the counter.
Vernon paused mid-typing. He looked at the flowers, then up at you, his brows pulling together.
“For me?” he asked, a little smile playing on his lips.
“Yeah,” you said simply, pushing them a little closer to him.
He blinked a few times, obviously surprised but not in a bad way. “Why?”
You shrugged like it was no big deal. “Went to see my friend, you know, the one at the flower shop, and I saw these. They made me think of you.”
Vernon stayed quiet, setting his laptop aside and giving you his full attention.
You gestured lazily at the bouquet, picking at the paper wrapping.
“There’s pale yellow roses,” you said, voice light, casual. “They reminded me of you when you wear bright colors. Like that soft, calm feeling you get in the morning when sunlight's just starting to come through the window.”
You fiddled with the edge of the bouquet, smiling a little.
“And the dark blue ones, they're delphiniums. They made me think of you when you're wearing darker colors. Like that time, we went to the beach at night, and you were standing near the water, and the moonlight was hitting the waves, making them sparkle. You looked like... you belonged there. Like part of the ocean and the sky at the same time.”
You laughed under your breath, still not really looking at him.
“Oh, and there’s eucalyptus too,” you added, tapping a few of the green sprigs. “I dunno, it felt like you, that kind of clean, calm energy you have without even trying.”
You finished talking, still casual, until you glanced up and realized Vernon hadn’t said a single word the entire time.
He was just staring at you.
Not blinking. Not moving.
Just... looking at you, like you had handed him the whole world and asked him to hold it for a second
Immediately, the confidence you had started with melted into sheer panic.
You ducked your head, your fingers tangling up in the strings of your hoodie.
“I mean, it’s not like a big thing or anything,” you mumbled quickly. “Just thought you’d... like them.”
Still nothing from him.
When you finally dared a peek, Vernon was setting the bouquet down carefully, almost reverently, before sliding off the island to come around to your side.
He stopped right in front of you, searching your face like he was trying to memorize it.
“...You’re unreal,” he said finally, voice rough and a little shaky.
You tried to hide your face again, but he caught your wrists gently and held them down, grinning at you in that slow, quiet way he only did when he was really feeling something.
“Seriously,” he said. “I don’t even know what to say right now.”
You could only shrug helplessly, your heart hammering against your ribs.
Vernon let out a soft breath, still smiling. He looked down at the flowers again, then back at you.
“You’re the coolest person I’ve ever met,” he said, like it was just a fact, like it wasn’t even up for debate.
He leaned forward and bumped his forehead lightly against yours, swaying you both a little.
“Thanks, babe,” he whispered. “I’m gonna take care of them like they’re made of gold.”
You laughed quietly, eyes fluttering shut for a second.
And there he was, looking at you like you were the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.
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