Ososassi and fins-sexual.

Sometimes I rant, most of the time I reblog, always I fangirl. you can call me britt, or beegee. technically, you can call me anything you want to, and I'll probably respond.

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Fine Crop of Kitties (by LisaGenius)

Black Cat, 1896

[zzdigital]

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

[adriofthedead]

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

[paulichu]

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

[samarajournal]

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

[espeoradar]

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

[recondite-room]

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

[nickthepigeon]

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

[therightprometheanfire]

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

[hopetimistic]

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

[sunshine-tattoo]

“i dunno man but pointy sticks really freak me out lately”

[animeandfilmotaku]

*cackling to space*

[animeandfilmotaku]

“The vampire Regis was about four hundred years old. If he was not lying, this meant that he was the oldest of us all. Of course, it could be an ordinary swindle, for who among us would be able to verify it? But I preferred to believe that our vampire was telling the truth, because he had also told us that he had irrevocably abandoned the practice of drinking human blood – and thanks to this statement, we slept a little easier at night. Initially I noticed that Milva and Cahir tended to timidly rub their necks after waking, but they stopped that quickly. Regis was – or seemed to be – a vampire of absolute honor. He had vowed he would not suck blood, therefore he sucked none. However, he had his weaknesses, and I do not mean those that grew out of his vampiric nature. Regis was an intellectual and demonstrated this often. He had the unnerving habit of announcing allegations and truths with the tone and air of a prophet, to which we soon stopped responding, because the announced allegations either actually were true, or at least seemed to be sound, or they were unable to be verified, which amounted to the same thing. Regis’s most unbearable mannerism was that he would answer a question before the questioner had finished with the formulation of his question – or sometimes even before the questioner had begun the formulation. I’ve always held this as supposed evidence of high intelligence instead of evidence of rudeness and arrogance, properties that fit well in the university environment or circles at court, but are difficult to endure from a companion with whom you spend the day riding stirrup to stirrup, and the nights sleeping in the same camp.

Andrzej Sapkowski “The Swallow’s Tower”

(via animeandfilmotaku)

[diempty]

will i ever be as good as the old masters?

[dankmemesforsadteens]

ok game over this one is my fav

[thisisntmycat]

[the-errant-mycorrhizae]

First flower ever grown in space bloomed today!

[goose-dad]

Yay!

[riotbadgrrr]

Happy birthday, space flower!

[happy-kirk]

(source: gilderoys)

[lionescence]

KIRK IS HOLDING A ZINNIA. THE SAME FUCKING FLOWER.

FUCKING NASA MAN

[lionescence]

No. Nononono. You don’t understand. 

I am so mad about this. Like, not like I wanna kill someone, but mad, as in, hysterical?

They wanted to answer questions about plants in space, right? How biology and botany would work in space. Because then who knows? We could grow crops in space, or fix the atmosphere. Or create the perfect biome for plants that are now extinct. Who fucking knows, right?

They could have taken a food crop. Wheat, maybe. Or rice. Something they could observe to see if it would be possible to solve a food shortage or whatever. Maybe a small apple tree to see if it would bloom, and then see if there could be a way to make it fruit. 

Or, you know, go the genetics route and take a sweet pea. See if zero gravity does anything to how genes are passed on. Mendel did it in a shed, why not a tin shed in outer space, right? Oh the possibilities.

Was it so wrong to take the zinnia? No, of course not. In my little horticultural brain, I thought, oh how lovely! A splash of colour in the emptiness of space. Something bright and cheerful, something that gives hope. That must have been it, right? 

But no. 

SOMEONE went, “Nah, mate, here’s an episode of Star Trek where Kirk is holding a ZINNIA in a SPACE DESERT.”

I could scream. I don’t know if I love or hate these fucking nerds. Oh my gods. 

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

NASA, YOU NEEEEERDS

[mrs-spockulous]

love these NASA nerds 

[torrilin]

Be the fans you want to see in the world.

[darkwingduck]

I have no idea if that’s really the deal with how this went down but it’s beautiful regardless

[stars-bean]

[neilaglet]

HEAVY IS THE WEBHEAD THAT WEARS THE CROWN

[justiceleague]

[catchymemes]

just a dude & his skateboard

[dreadinny]

Why? Because what America needs right now is more love!

[tajin-y-tofu]

@electraheart2419 !!!!

[yallneedanders]

@grirnfandango

[breelandwalker]

Marlon Webb is a gift to this sorry world. <3

[nerdycurvyboundandflirty]

@beardedboggan

[beardedboggan-deactivated201812]

White boy finally got those knees up!

[mildmoderngirl]

@smartpeoplewatchtv

[dak-legacy]

@daraasum

[serrice-deactivated20210722]

@themarydragon

[sararyder]

Ciri describing the world of Cyberpunk 2077.

[roane72]

Honestly, I think the whole “don’t pay the writers” thing boils down to the notion that everybody thinks they can write. It’s the old saw about the novelist at a cocktail party having to hear someone say, for the millionth time, “I’d love to write a book someday.”

Someone–Stephen King? Pretty sure I saw this in a Stephen King foreword–once said they’d like to say to a brain surgeon, “Boy, I’d love to do brain surgery someday.”

We treat “the ability to put words into a sentence” like it’s just the same as “the ability to form a coherent narrative that engenders a variety of emotions within the reader and puts them in a scene and shows them what they didn’t see before”.

And that’s like me drawing a stick figure and saying I’m an artist.

Writers are constantly devalued because everyone thinks they have a book in them and don’t realize the level of skill and commitment it takes to finish even a short story, much less a whole book. 

This goes well beyond fandom, but man, I would’ve hoped fandom would know better.

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[thelastpilot]

oh

[always-thirsty-pocket]

100% stealth

[lemonsharks]

This is Anish Kapoor’s cat. Only Anish Kapoor may pet this cat. Vantacat.

[ripe]

🐢| ig: aquamike23

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@forgemaiar