the last bear bender

My name is Sam and I'm going to die by the time im 24

[cbc-bb-deactivated20250802]

clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

[catasters]

[justcatposts]

Pregnante cat walk.

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[justcatposts]

He is petting you have some respect

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[caats]

[drunktuesdays]

i have not stopped thinking about this goodreads review for a MOMENT since i read it. it pingpongs in my head at all times. yesterday i walked into the kitchen and i realized i hadn't washed the pot from the night before, and said coldly, "the work of a sad little man who needs to see the ocean." unreal. i know i am changed.

[justcatposts]

Taking a nap next to mom

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[prinz-myshkin]

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

[jaubaius]

Great execution

[ceruleanfuckup]

Me: Oh that’s a cool trick!!

Me, seconds later:

[justgoodtiktoks]

[cyborgteen-deactivated20180718]

[serendipity3008]

someone help this man

[ziggyplayedd]

things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

change the color used to highlight text on your laptop

move the pictures on your wall

stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all

slightly vary your commute, even just by one street

change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed

drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real

shower with the lights off, without music

buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room

start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing

wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night

listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

[sandersstudies]

Almost all of these are about variety. Humans need stimulation! We need enrichment! We literally cannot do the same thing every day!

The other day I was feeling miserable, so I hopped on a bus and rode it all the way back to where I’d started, and my brain, which had finally had some proper stimulation via new environments, was suddenly ready to go again!

This is why taking walks/drives and trying new hobbies are good for you! Don’t turn yourself into a sad zoo animal! You need some pumpkins to roll around in your enclosure!

[reinerist]

[kortzite]

[elementaldeityoffood]

[needlepointcursewords]

Kneels down, touches dirt. “Something terrible happened here.”

[teathattast]

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[bob-belcher]

[miiriya]

[mickeyjperez]

If you wonder what it’s like living in America. And this is satire but let’s be honest this could very easily be real