the top of wizard mountain

[gnawing-suspicion]

I feel for everyone who isn’t having the time of their fucking lives with The Vampire Lestat. Every week I clap and cheer for the antics of the world’s saddest buzzword-laden bisexual crash-out diva and his crew of the least healed men to ever grace the small screen. The songs are cringe delightfully camp, the wigs are a nightmare, I’m living my best life, I’m loving every second. Why the fuck would you have a blood shower in your tour bus. The onscreen mother-son incest is only like the third wildest thing happening in any given episode. It’s insane. I never want it to end

[segamascott]

[walk-up-songs]

Moveable object vs moveable object

[kosmogrl]

[neverwonderneverremember]

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[cactusringed]

I forget that most people ship things because they want characters to be in a happy relationship and not because they want them to have weird sex things with atrocious psychological consequences

[lighthouseweeper]

[allthespoons]

how close is rick to cracking the technology to get wsh lactating so mack can have breast milk on tap

me: i'm gonna check my asks before i head out, probably there's something normal there

[allthespoons]

me seeing lea @drunktuesdays appear out of nowhere to like this post

[chillpotato]

Sylvia Plath

[spivity]

what day in march sylvia,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,sylvia please,,,,,,,,,,,what day in march

[drunktuesdays]

#I don't think miss sylvia is who we should be taking mental wellness advice from........#if I can be honest (@rubdown)

[drunktuesdays]

that's it? we do not live in a fair world

[drunktuesdays]

many will say "lea, you can't ignore tumblr for three months and then show up only to say repulsive things about a show that ended a long time ago" oKAY but consider this, sometimes they do a roleplay where eli sits in a tree and pretends to be a wild parakeet, and peter has to calmly but firmly coax him down and say "that's it, sweet girl. fly to me now, that's it." and then he feeds eli bits of crackers while eli majestically and smugly flutters around. why are you all unfollowing me? it's erotic and sexual birdplay EVER HEARD OF IT????

[post-troy-stress-disorder]

to me the thing about deification is that something fundamental is lost in the process

[post-troy-stress-disorder]

people can’t be immortal. so in order to be immortal you can’t be a person anymore. you have to be distilled. stripped of everything. till you come out the other side as an abstract concept.

[calamitydaze]

vienna actually waits for everyone except me. they just announced it

[drunktuesdays]

some of you recent heated rivalry converts sound like tiktok girlmath freaks when you talk about your inability to learn anything about how hockey games work, and i say that as someone who has powerfully refused to learn anything about how any rpf fandoms actually work

[thepoisonroom]

heated rivalry is awesome because ilya's constantly like i'm a sick bitch i like freak sex but gets scared the minute he gets a little smoochie meanwhile shane is like i'm normal i'm normal and he's five seconds from reinventing free use just out of his own beautiful mind

[drunktuesdays]

this is what it feels like to post to ao3 sometimes

[drunktuesdays]

how i’m tryna be

[drunktuesdays]

Why I Am Not Coming Into Work Today

Dear employers,

I will have to take the day off today because:

☐ It’s December and the streets are papier-mached with wet bronze leaves and it’s so dark outside that the cars have their headlights on at 3pm

☐ I have recently been through a breakup, or I have been through a breakup at any time in my life really, and I woke up today with the absolute conviction that I will never be loved again

☐ A dog looked at me

☐ I got a text from someone for whom I feel a mix of concern and frustration and recognition and longing that is both more and less than romance

☐ Someone made a joke about dead pets meeting you in heaven

☐ Daylight savings time

☐ I passed a knot of flowers that were so bright they glowed through the dim grey water of the day and when was anything in my life last that luminous?

☐ Girls are too pretty

☐ For the first time I genuinely comprehend that there is not enough time to have all the lives I wanted

☐ I accidentally listened to Leonard Cohen

-"Why I Am Not Coming Into Work Today" by Jess Zimmerman

[drunktuesdays]

I am submitting the following documentation:

☐ A scrap of an old lover’s favorite flannel shirt

☐ Trembling cupped hands full of rainwater

☐ Light angling over the face of a brownstone at 4 on a winter afternoon

☐ A blunt-edged ticket stub from a movie of which I remember nothing except how soft her hands were

☐ A crumbling copy of my favorite novel from childhood

☐ The universe

☐ The peachy glow of a sodium lamp far ahead down an icy pitch-dark path

I think I just need to:

☐ Stare at a cup of tea held in nerveless fingers and slowly leaching heat

☐ Watch the sun glow ruby through the dogwood leaves until I regain some capacity to be comforted by beauty

☐ Read old emails from someone who loved me because he knew nothing

☐ Move to Omaha without telling anyone and find work as a sympathetic bartender named Roxy

☐ Learn to live alongside the fundamental meaningless of existence, not just mine but everyone’s

☐ Get a drastic haircut

☐ Listen to Tegan and Sara’s “Heartthrob” on repeat for 24 hours

☐ Scream into a pillow until my throat feels like it’s going to split

I will be back to work once:

☐ I can get out of this empty bathtub

☐ It is spring

☐ Someone gorgeous has brought me warm milk

☐ The consequences of being terribly drunk start to seem more grim than the consequences of not being terribly drunk

☐ I have watched every episode of Key & Peele -"Why I Am Not Coming Into Work Today" by Jess Zimmerman