Figments of my mind

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[ostropest]

Happy pride my fellow useless queers! 💋

[polishwave]

To dla uczczenia naszych wspólnych lubelskich korzeni 😂🥂

CIAPY SUPREMACJA! 🔥

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[pangur-and-grim]

it’s like he knows I’m going to take his balls today

[kittydragondraws]

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[obliviouskara]

i want someone to look at me the same way mel looks at katie

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Easy

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You amaterurs know fucking nothing about the color theory smh

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source

[larval-tear]

somewhat horny: i have to get Fucked!

quite a bit horny: can we pretend i’m an elven prince and the necromancer’s curse turns me into a demon on the full moon and the only way to cure me is to have my Womb filled by a chivalrous knight . and can you make sure you say soem shit like ‘forsooth’ and ‘by my honor’ and stuff. mngh

hornier than anyone has ever been: i need to kiss someone and get married

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[everythingfox]

Little nugget

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ROUMND BOI

[jazzfordshire]

Would you agree that the best opening move in chess is disorienting your opponent by kissing them senseless

Supercorp au where they're championship chess rivals and Lena realizes that Kara does worse when she wears low cut shirts

[mycatismyeditor]

[ostropest]

Yes, but also please consider:

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[isabelopaque]

"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

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[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

I hate the Czech offshoot of Żabka

look at it

absolutely swagless

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tak to widzę

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[ladysqueakinpip]

guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.

THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

[deliriumcrow]

[thebibliosphere]

What do you mean 0%? I said I was happy gay, rarely go to bed early and wear red nail polish all the time. What more do you want?

[ihatepickinghandles]

You can't take one without the other!

Husband Rating Scale Test

Marital Rating Scale Test, Husband Edition.

[hurryupmerlin]

Basically: I am failure in every gender

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