Another fun Malice habit: if I yawn, she WILL try to shove her head as far as she can into my mouth. Babygirl you do not have a dentistry degree and I am not into vore. get out of there.
Aspiring tooth thief:
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

#extradirty
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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trying on a metaphor
occasionally subtle
will byers stan first human second
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Another fun Malice habit: if I yawn, she WILL try to shove her head as far as she can into my mouth. Babygirl you do not have a dentistry degree and I am not into vore. get out of there.
Aspiring tooth thief:
99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND
PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING
Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇
I love ibises and if you hate them then we have beef
I present to you, a wet Toby.
if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM
NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY
I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)
With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!
✨🏳️🌈🌈 Star Trek Pride🌈🏳️🌈✨
Song: Acid Tunnel of Love by Toby Fox
Does anyone have this picture
But it’s a parody of Master and Commander’s opening title
I swear I have seen this before and I cannot for the life of me find it
This image?
YES
PNG'D! (i didn't know the font so this is taken directly from the image)
+ bonus italian navy vessel
I do think it's pretty neat that I am just living my life with a little carnivore who lets me kiss her on her little head and boop her nose whenever I like.
What I did to deserve this privilege, I shall never truly know.
lava bbq
I lava good bbq
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Turtle Frog (Myobtrachus gouldii), family Myobatrachidae, Western Australia
These burrowing frogs dig forward, like a turtle, and not backwards into the soil, like most burrowing frogs.
After pairing up, a couple descends into a burrow, where they later mate, and lay eggs. The offspring go through the larval stage in the eggs (not having a free swimming tadpole stage).
They feed on termites.
photographs by Andrea Ruggeri
I don’t care if Monday’s yuck
Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck
Thursday maybe eat a duck
It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
it's time to relocate the products of last year's origami phase
unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!
(warning: loud chirping throughout)
source: hellgate osprey cam
More context:
the first osprey is the father, the one that comes later is the mother.
ospreys are not eagles, they're ospreys
ospreys only eat fish, that's why they don't register this starling as possible food
the starling got home safely
the starling was not trying to eat the eggs, it was mostly curious and you can see it trying to hop under the osprey every time the osprey tries to sit down again--this is because the starling is still a baby and has the instinct to get under an adult for warmth, even though it mostly has its feathers. this scares the osprey because that is a Foreign Creature near its eggs.
at the end of the video you can see the ospreys starting to turn the eggs. birds do this so the yolk and/or embryo don't stick to the shell of the egg, which is bad for the egg's health.
ospreys have eyes adapted to seeing beneath the surface of the water!
she's such an elegant old lady
Opposite of my 23 year old
kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.