meatlocker the kitten

hi it's livv i'm a vicious cheeseburger kitty i was sparklpoppi and osviann94 so.. i would never hurt myself or others❤️‍🩹

[welaughuntilourribsgettough]

[osviannbuttbetter]

my parents were sent to earth from the last layer of hell to create me and than play mind tricks on me

[iicor]

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

[osviannbuttbetter]

my dad makes me cry…but I kinda like how salty my tears taste 👀👀

[undoxt]

I’m sorry but people on TikTok are so weird when it comes to Ryland and his characterization… like at the end of the day he is a grown adult man and not some small little cinnamon role baby boy who shakes whenever someone looks his way.

Like canonically (!) in both book and film he is quite assertive as long as he feels comfortable enough. He is shy or can get embarrassed/awkward but he’s not like super insecure. That man went toe to toe with Stratt (and the other characters) whenever he felt like it. He could be downright rude and arrogant when someone questioned his intelligence/ideas. (Hint hint UNESCO conference. Doing that takes a level of arrogance only found in the depths of academia)

And the whole swearing thing? Don’t even get me started. He doesn’t not swear because he is too pure for the world but because he spends his days with kids. He says 'fuck' when he sees Rocky’s ship.

You don’t have to headcanon him as a Dom or whatever but the way people pretend like he would start shaking and crying at the mere suggestion of sex is mostly just infantilizing.

(Just to be clear, it’s fine to think about him like that and write about it to in fact write more it just becomes weird when they get all holier than thou about it and pretend like it’s canon instead of what they think he’d be like)

At the end of the day, it’s fiction and everyone can make up their mind especially over stuff like his sexual preferences (which we technically know nothing about), just don’t be weird and pretend like your headcanon is religion and everyone else’s is ridiculous 🫶

[puppyears69]

Everyone wake up

(Yes,im posting this exactly at 12) July 9th,2026 ,today we celebrate the 46th birthday of this sweet girl.I hope you have the most amazing brithday ever and I hope your doing well,We love you.Happy 46th brithday!

[osviannbuttbetter]

I only watched project hail mary because I saw ryland r34

[osviannbuttbetter]

shoutout to all the fat chinese girls of the world ☺️

[artpopfath3r]

[mysticwine]

oh gerard way covered in blood you mean so much to me

[necromaniaac]

[osviannbuttbetter]

the part in the fifth sharknado where abby lee miller was eaten was not green screen or cgi or edited

[livormortm]

u r not a niche swag whimsical unicorn u r an evil bitch!!!!!!!

[osviannbuttbetter]

i’m convinced one of the characters in a movie i’ve watched hundreds of times is conscious and knows i’m there and is gonna get me

[rupnowsangel]

i often think about devon erickson. Does anyone remember those gacha edits people would make of him in like 2021 😭

[suicidechan1999]

anti-tcctards when you tell them to focus on real problems and the true reason why people commit violence instead of blaming and dehumanizing mentally ill teenagers in the 🍵🌊🌊

[crabussy]

I'M LOGGING OUT FUCK ALLLLLL OF YOU (immediately sheepish) I didn't mean that. I hope the sun shines on all of you and you bloom like awesome flowers