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Oswald Cobblepot suggestions.

[wizard-email]

YOU might be crushed under the weight of your own hubris. im ok tho

[sarahconnorjr]

[geslotencirkel]

im his enemy . his arch nemesis. his wicked rabbit

[crow-suggestions]

check in on your nemesis! make sure theyre doing poorly in these trying times

[valtsv]

my esteemed rival,

[valtsv]

my beloved nemesis,

[valtsv]

dearly detested,

[electrictype]

[oswaldcobblepotsuggestion]

What is the point of being this sexy if no one is around to see it

[oswaldcobblepotsuggestion]

Physically I am a highly successful crime lord but mentally I am one of the penguins being let loose in the Shedd Aquarium during the COVID-19 shutdown

[transgenderization]

Hmm gay rights but for me only i think? The rest of u are on ur own

[vamplifying]

oswald always gets railed when he’s tryna be a good boy the cops are so suspicious because he “”killed a lot of people”” and “”is a rabid lunatic with an unmatchable bloodlust”” u know what that sounds like? homophobia and goth oppression

[oswaldcobblepotsuggestion]

Bruce Wayne thinks he's such hot shit for adopting all those children but none of my children have died so who's the better parent?

[oswaldcobblepotsuggestion]

Every few months I apply to join the Birds of Prey and every time I am rejected despite my being the most prominent bird-based villain in Gotham and the tri-state area

[animeshittalk]

just once. just once in my life. i would like to give a monologue to my Destined Rival in a hall of mirrors maze.

[animeshittalk]

“we’re not so different…you and I…”

[animeshittalk]

maybe I’ll say something that really hits a nerve and they shoot me in the face only to find out it’s a mirror image of me

[oswaldcobblepotsuggestion]

EVERY year I am terrorized by three ghosts but the joke's on them because I will never learn the true meaning of Christmas and will continue to use it as a day to inconvenience Batman

[putrid-pink]

[oswaldcobblepotsuggestion]

Obviously I don't need everyone to love me but I do need the City of Gotham to pay me $1,000,000 or I will blow up the mayor's house again

[textsfromthegcpd]