Otaku Queen

I love anime, Manga, games

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I never realised just how sad my old dog’s life used to be until we got her, she was a pitbull mix who belonged to one of my older brothers. He never played with her, trained her or cared much for her; I remember seeing her having to sleep outside and it always made me feel bad for her and she was only able to play with her brother who was my oldest brothers dog but they couldnt always see each other. I only realised now but in the back of my mind I knew she felt lonely and unloved, so all the memories I have as a child of her are the moment I see her I guess this muscled, strong, scary ass dog who didn’t like anyone the biggest cuddle and she loved them.

I visited my brothers house once during a very rainy day and found her locked in the laundry (too wet outside but not allowed inside) so I sat on the floor beside her and gave her some cuddles and pats.

When my brother moved up north he gave her to me, my mother and my twin brother to look after but honestly we knew he wasnt coming back for her; we just claimed her as ours.

I still remember the first day she came to us and headed straight for the back door but we were like “Narly watcha doin come over here” (yes thats the name he chose for her) he showed her the brand new bed with a ton of blankets INSIDE the house, always made sure she had a good supply of smackos, my mum would even cook her a whole pot of food just for her.

When I was dealing with the loss of my 18 year old cat I gave her the extra love and care because I was so heartbroken and I even moved one of her many beds into my room because I felt lonely without her. We would take her for walks which she never could do before cause we couldn’t trust her around other animals but me and mum were like “pfft take her at night duh” she loved it.

The only bad memory I have of her is my youngest memory I can recall she bit my little finger when I tried to pat her newborn puppies but I never hated her for it, of course it scared me but I knew why she did it.

She was at least 15 years old before we said goodbye and the only thing that helped me cope with her loss was thinking about what we gave her and how much happier she really was with us

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Me and my twin brother were having a convo at chrissy reminiscing and shit when we told her how that old book we never read cause it was old and the title confused the shit out of us, it was something like fanny and the treehouse or some shit like that, well we told her that when we were kids we thought that girl was fucking hated cause her parents called her fanny, Im not sure if any of you guys know it but we use that word for kids to refer to the lady private part

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When I was a kid I had a family dream house pack and I had 2 little babies I would add to the family and for some reason I always wanted the mum to suffer for who knows what fucking reason, like I would kill off the babies or have them kidnapped or some weird shit like that and the mum would be the very distraught and emotional one to the point she would want to kill herself.

I only just remembered this recently I am almost 22 and I just kinda sat still for a moment to contemplate what the f*ck was wrong me back then. While writing this I just realilsed I always made sure the family dog was well treated and loved because he deserves it

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I bathe my cats

It might sound alien to everyone I have every met but I like to let my cats outside to play when we are home so they get very dirty (but they groom themselves) true but my cats get fleas and dirt so I just bathe them instead (you can use flea treatments on their necks or flea collars) I find this way much quicker and they’re my cats so....

I have bathed them when they were kittens so they could get used to it and they didn’t fight me, they will try to escape at times. I put them in the shower with myself, I hold them to my chest and they cling for dear life but they do not attack me or have a massive fit.

they just hold on and try to guilt trip me, trust me its the easiest way to wash them.

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I don’t think anyone realizes how important Jackson Galaxy is to cat’s because he has prevented so many people from putting their cats to sleep and explained how you should never declaw your cat. he is not afraid of getting bit or scratched because he knows just how kind and loving every cat is. He has helped the most viscious and hateful cats you have ever seen to become who they really are. He believes there is no such thing as an evil cat

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In High school I didnt like P.E especially when we had to play cricket because I sucked at most sports but during this game we were taking turns after the batter would get tagged out, just one miss and it was someone elses turn it was just so everyone would take a turn but most of the class were sitting out waiting for their turn and it was mine.

we all expected me to fail after one time but I surprised myself and everyone that it took several attempts to get me out, the person throwing would change each time and I kept manaing to hit the ball, they were actually cheering for me cause I lasted longer than the most athletic boys in our class and no one could get me out.

It took so long I got really bored from winning each time and for some reason the other people were just messing around wasting time and not throwing the ball and I zone out really fucking easily so I started daydreaming then for some reason my lazy senses were tinglng and I barely dodged the ball that someone accidently throw towards my face. the whole class just ooooed and ahhhhed while practically attaking the thrower for trying to hit me.

it was a good day

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Me and my twin brother are literally immune to pressure, like we do not understand all this shit about peer pressure cause it doesnt work on us, we will literally go out of our way to not go along with theirs.

My brother refuses to drink alcohol mainly because of my dad being a angry drunk but even throughout high school everyone wanted him to drink they actually went to the point of spiking his coke drink and he was DEVASTATED. (he didnt get drunk btw)

we are 21 and we have not got our license and that actually is the result of everyone we know bitching to us to get it so we DIDNT. We hate pressure so much and we dont give a shit about how they feel or say about us. We are actually competing against each other right now to get our license and we are really motivated because everyong has SHUT THE F*** UP about it YAY.

MY boyfriends family was constantly on my case about it until he told them to stop talking about it because apparently I “shut down and refuse to do it”

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The tables have turned

I had to ask a cop for ID today because she was picking up a parcel and I was also serving her partner who we were waiting to finish filling out a parcel bag, however she could NOT find her ID anywhere, her partner was like “wheres your police ID?” she didnt have it and I did believe her I just needed to know if the parcel she was picking up was for her specifically or if she was picking it up for someone else and she was pulling out every card she had looking for it so I said “I can just use your credit card to see your name” which settled it since it was for her.

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I gave my cats tuna for dinner like a long slice of it each, well one cat likes to lick all the juices and goodness off her food before she slowly savours the flavour of what’s left but the other cat devours like no tomorrow and he got so greedy I heard growling and hissing so I turned to find he stole the slice of tuna from his sister who was still eating it and he ran off with it.

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There was a thing on tv where they were discussing how teenagers are watching porn at a younger age, and I’m like “seriously?? trust me it is not because we are the younger generation that is fucking things up because heres the truth the older generation raised us like this, raised us in this world you have all created and you were all just like us in our position, you want to know WHY we watch it because the only thing holding them back is the fucking I am 18+ years old button and who the fuck is going to say no, BACK THEN the only reason you couldn’t watch it till years after was because you needed ID to RENT AT A STORE, NEEDED ID TO BUY A MAGAZINE WITH BOOBS IN IT.

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Repititive OCD

I have had this problem since as long as I can remember and it tends to eat me alive, it’s nothing like knocking on doors 3 times or clapping an exact amount NO mine is much different and it makes no fucking sense.

I have had a problem with my left and right which amplifies it, I would favor the right side constantly so when I see something (it can be anything) I have to decide what I like and dislike about it if I liked it I choose right if not then left.

I confused you with the left and right thing yeah? well it can be literally any part of my body heck evens sometimes just in my mind but mostly I use my mouth the second most I use is my hands.

I will either gnaw my gums with the back of my teeth or the front sometimes I just clink my teeth together but my jaw is slightly crooked and so the teeth on my right fit better together, I have gnawed the gum so much over the years it does not hurt but my left does because I favor my right.

The most annoying part I have is my hands, either a part of my hand or just the slightest tough of my finger has me in almost a fit to fix it, I will not stop feeling the same touch until I repeatedly touch the rest of my hand or touch every other finger the exact same way especially the nails, if one nail is touched I NEED to touch every nail repeatedly to stop this feeling.

One more thing when we are driving somewhere I need to look right smack in the middle between driveways, roads, streetlights, signs, hell even trees if theres a big enough gap, because for some odd and fucked up reason I need to imagine a knife(giant knife) touches the exact middle of them all also I do the right/left thing with them as well, it fels like a game except right needs to win every damn time.

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I’m glad I never went to an american college they make it seem like it’s a fucking warzone and then after the war ends for them they have to deal with the devastating after effects (debt) and no job, also I never understood the feeling of caffiene giving me a boost of energy or keeping me awake cause it literally has no affect on me, I can drink it at 2 am where I’ll be motherfucking tired and that shit just might put me to sleep.

anyway when I see posts of college life and their struggles I kinda send out my wishes to them and hope they prevail

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I was thinking really hard on what special skill I have because I read somewhere on here about everyone having a special kind of skill that isnt entirely usless just makes your life a little bit easier or something well I remembered I can undo/untie any knot like literally any, I developed and honed my skills as a child when I would admire my mums gold chains and there would always be knots so  I would pick at them until I won.

My skill truly showed it’s worth when I got a job working at a bakery where they wash the aprons everyday and the apron string things would 100% knot together to form a massive knot ball the size of both of my hand’s formed into fists and placed together it was massive but I was the fastest and it was easy for me

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When I become a parent I will make sure their education is better than what I got, if they tell me homework is shit and they can’t do it I’ll be like “Whatever as long as you tried” I won’t force them to do work when they are at home when that time is for family time it’s for when they finally get to live their childhood. I hated school for the same reasons we all hate it but what made it harder for me was that everyone treate me like I was stupid/unintelligent because it was difficult for me to keep up with everyone. No one cared they didn’t give a shit and I had no idea how bad it was until I got older and realised no one will see me as more than that stupid girl.

I couldn’t read the time, I had no idea what division was until 7th grade ( I only understood it when my maths teacher in year 8/9 sat down and explained it to me several times, I couldnt do multiplication past 11 as in 11 times until my mum put up a multiplication table in our bathroom.

I learned more shit at home and on the internet or t.v than I ever did at school, I learned it on my own too much for me to trust the school to teach my future children.

If I catch them crying themselves to sleep or harming themselves in any way I would feel as if I failed as a parent. I do not ever want to see that happen to them

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One time in year 12 of high school our teacher randomly gave us a test that we did not understand cause she never warned us before hand nor did she actually teach us anything on the fucking test

Our classroom was the business studies class so we own this place we have a personal computers and desks along the walls and have smaller desks place in a square in the middle of the room we also have swivel chairs so we can just turn back and forth from each desks coz its just a few feet away, it literally went down like this

“You’re all doing a test”

we go to our computer desks

we stare down at the paper

everyone glances around at each other

we all look confused

we were all hoping some fucker knew at least one answer

5 minutes go past and we basically just guessing shit

teacher walks out of the room

immediately all of us swivel around so fucking fast into the middle so we huddled in close and fucking yelled out each question and some person who knew (or had a better guess than us) would yelled out the answer and we wrote so damn quick it was all a mess.

teacher come back but the 1 second left before she entered we swivelled right back around and did that pretend calculating look and shit

The next day she announced with the most disappointed look on her face “you all failed”

We all SCREAMED “YEAH!!!!!”

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Girls please take this advice whenever a guy heck even a woman starts bitching to you about your bra strap showing (even though it’s just a piece of material) if they make such a big deal out of it, just take the bra off they can’t complain or otherwise just comment on how EXPENSIVE it was and that it should be seen for spending that kind of money besides we all know a bra strap isn’t actually going to be masturbate material

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When it comes to Christmas and my birthdays I always feel awkward because I always appreciate getting the most simplest of things like soaps, clothes honestly I never quite knew what to ask for since I knew my mum couldn’t get what I wanted so I never really expect what to get, anyway so I love just getting anything but what I hate is the attention like I have to give the exact same or more of an excited expression where as I can keep a straight face while opening them in front of others but when I am alone that’s when my face really shows what i feel Its weird