𝑯𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒆

Megan Jovon Ruth Pete || rapper || songwriter || Disclaimer: an rp side blog || not the real Megan Thee Stallion. Repeat—I am not her!

[pgavis]

i know what free will is, but i decided not to argue with her simply because she's dua lipa & dua lipa has the right to control my life if she wants to. of course! who wouldn't go bungee jumping with her? my answer is always yes, always. i'm not joking! everywhere you go, you'll see someone celebrating the world cup. i honestly think it's going to be like this until the end of the year. ferran has been drunk for days! i'm starting to think we might have lost the old ferran forever.

[otakuxmeg]

hey, if you like it, I love it. bungee jumping and all. that's fair. for I too, would be celebrating day and night if my home country won the world cup in futbol. so party on, spain. but please, drink responsibly. is he staying hydrated with something besides liquor? wait, is that a good or bad thing?

[otakuxmeg]

TheeStallion: what's on your wrist? let me see what you havin'! fifty nine ninety gold rose patek 👅⌚

[pgavis]

exactly! do you really think i have the power to argue with dua lipa? absolutely not. i just sit there and listen to whatever she has to say & no matter what it is, i'll probably agree. it's always good to have someone you look up to. are you sure you want to come over here? there are a lot of drunk, sweaty men celebrating football right now. i'm not sure that's the most glamorous experience.

[otakuxmeg]

yes. because everyone has a little something inside them called free will. you simply CHOSE not to argue. out of devotion, reverence, or respect. perhaps, all three. so, if she told you to go bungee jumping with her, you would? yes, yes it is. of course, I am. it's Ibiza! I've always wanted to go. now I've got reason to. you make it sound like they've overtaken the country, pfft. we can just party on the beach or something.

[otakuxmeg]

TheeStallion: azzi fudd partying with studbudz until 3am then hrs later becoming the first rookie to win the #WNBA all star weekend 3pt shootout....when I tell you there are LEVELS to this!!! #ShowUp #ShowOut

[pgavis]

it's not my fault she told me she's my mom and she's going to look after me! i think everyone would do anything for beyoncé, that woman is honestly incredible. i'm still celebrating in ibiza, but i think i could leave and come meet you. where are you?

[otakuxmeg]

if she's the one insisting, I guess not. it is funny, though. given the nine year age gap. youngest mother hen in entertainment history. hehe. I look up to her so much. she is the icon and the moment. ibizia, huh? well, that definitely beats new york. stay where you are, hot shot. I'll come to you.

[pgavis]

i'll always mention mama lipa first because she's basically like a mom to me & i think if she ever caught me talking about someone else before her, she'd kill me. a celebratory dinner? i'm in. wait... you're wearing my jersey? alright, now you've really got my attention. when are we going?

[otakuxmeg]

you realize you just a made a woman in her early 30s your mother figure? I get the devotion, though. I'd slap the taste out of anyone's mouth for beyoncé. that's my cousin for my life! yeah. wouldn't be right to wear anyone else's while out with you. pfft, you're so easy to please. I'm free this weekend. that good for you?

[otakuxmeg]

TheeStallion: fangs out, ready to ride with THEE mother of all vampires #QueenOfTheDamned #AkashaCanDoNoWrong #SheilaAtimILoveYou

[nhcrns]

niallhoran: sweet sixteen. 🎶🫶

[otakuxmeg]

TheeStallion: you all are making me feel old 😭😂 #HappyAnniversary

[pgavis]

that's what i thought. auntie bey looked incredible! not more than mama lipa, of course, but she was definitely turning a lot of heads. i don't know… what can you do?

[otakuxmeg]

as a fan (and collaborator) of both, I have to say, they did the damn thing with their world cup appearances. I can take you out for a celebratory dinner. wear your jersey as a bonus.

[lljchas]

i feel like every summer is hot girl summer, but this one in particular i'm more jealous of the people in your circle because they probably got tons of goodies for your new perfume that came out! they're sold out in the stores near me, so i'll have to order online and wait, unfortunately. i mean to be a hot girl is one thing, but to smell like one? sign me up. // @otakuxmeg

[otakuxmeg]

you are correct. for every summer is indeed, a hot girl one. they, of course, all mean something different for yours truly. from launching a tequila brand to affordable swimwear and now, perfume line. my reign just won't let up. and to express my gratitude for the support, I'll be sending a gift basket of all three your way. so you won't miss out on the hot girl experience any longer. your aura will be like no other, babe.

[pgavis]

i don't think i saw you at the world cup final. you weren't there, were you? i spotted beyoncé, shakira, mama lipa & other people, but i didn't see you. i'm sad & disappointed.

[otakuxmeg]

unfortunately, I wasn't there. but I did catch the game on TV and of course, caught all the highlights from auntie bey. sad and disappointed, huh? well, what can I do to make it up to you?

[jambower]

what do you mean my face is only going to be used for flashbacks? i quit. actually, no, i really do quit. i know the show's already over, but i need to have at least a tiny bit of self respect. the universe might have something amazing waiting for us.

[otakuxmeg]

well, someone has to stick around to play henry. why not you? come on, it'll be like a riding a bike. oh, hush. you can manage to throw your pride to the wayside for me. I guarantee you'll won't regret it. cause these plans I've got—prepare to have your mind blown.

[tinasnowz]

MEGAN THEE STALLION via Instagram | July 20, 2026

[garethsouthgate6-blvd]

GarethSouthgate: I don't know what to say. I am heartbroken for them. I know how they feel because they got to the semifinal in 2018 and the same thing happened. It hurts even more because I am not there to comfort them.

[otakuxmeg]

TheeStallion: I don't think there's anything that can be said. other than "I'm here if you need to talk". and although, england didn't make it to the finals, they played one hell of a game for bronze. in fact, it was a lot more entertaining and sportsman like than the grand finale. many people said so.

[azionodessa]

hell yeah, it was! that is a firm rule i have, listening to my gut has never done me wrong. right! i would have happily listened to you list every one if you really wanted to do me that favor. i haven't! see, you just opened up a whole new genre for me! i will report back as far as my thoughts. always, babe, always!

[otakuxmeg]

that is a good rule of thumb, to have. learning to trust yourself and your decision making skills in the process is absolutely undefeated. and will reward you each and every time. okay but it should be done in a proper setting. with food and drinks. doesn't matter the time of day or night. as long as I'm fed, pfft. did I really? well, let me pat myself on the back. I cannot wait to hear your thoughts and initial reactions on the subject, babe.

[otakuxmeg]

this my summer, brand new commas, countin' up hundreds, been a stunner.

[christinafm]

that is truly so iconic! beyoncé is a queen, i totally get it. you're also both from houston, right? so there's that connection too, haha. did you get to check out the cowboy carter tour? i heard it was great!

[otakuxmeg]

it is, isn't it? not many people will get the chance to say beyonce knows them personally and treats them like family. that's right. we both represent the lone star state and great city of houston, texas. I also share that connection with my girl, normani of fifth harmony. I did. and let me tell you, photos rarely do the tour justice. was also present for jay-z's residency at yankees stadium. it was all love with the fam.