THE SIGNS AS PICK-UP LINES
Aries: Are you my appendix? Because I have no idea how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Taurus: Do you have a name or should I just call you mine?
Gemini: Spell me. (M-E) You forgot the D. (There isn’t a D in me.) NOT YET!
Cancer: You look a lot like my future husband, I promise to take great care of you and our kids.
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