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The highlight of my day is coming home to your grumpy face 💕✨️
locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing
locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing
Had a dream that Sabrina carpenter died and everyone was super sad about it but, unwilling to be upstaged, taylor swift flew her private jet directly into a block of apartments killing herself and hundreds of innocent people and everyone called it the gay 9/11
a light within me was stamped out but im chill
horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy
when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story
when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming
You
by Carol Ann Duffy
Uninvited, the thought of you stayed too late in my head, so I went to bed, dreaming you hard, hard, woke with your name, like tears, soft, salt, on my lips, the sound of its bright syllables like a charm, like a spell.
Falling in love is glamorous hell; the crouched, parched heart like a tiger ready to kill; a flame’s fierce licks under the skin. Into my life, larger than life, beautiful, you strolled in. I hid in my ordinary days, in the long grass of routine, in my camouflage rooms. You sprawled in my gaze, staring back from anyone’s face, from the shape of a cloud, from the pining, earth-struck moon which gapes at me
and I open the bedroom door. The curtains stir. There you are on the bed, like a gift, like a touchable dream.
So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.
I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).
And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:
“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”
And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them
“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”
I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before
This is the best thing I’ve ever read in my life.
sonic and tails are both autistic but in opposite directions. for example sonic generally has low empathy and tails generally has high empathy. heres a conversation between them that lives in my head:
tails, visibly distraught: what if the tornado hates me
sonic: haha she doesn’t hate you. if anything she hates ME since I never fly her anymore she probs thinks I don’t care about her (said jokingly)
tails, bursting into tears: NOOO SHE DOESNT HATE YOU SHE CANT!!!!!!! YOU STILL FLY WITH HER YOU HAVENT ABANDONED HER
other ways in which they’re the opposite:
tails is more prone to meltdowns, sonic shutdowns
tails is more prone to overstimulation, sonic understimulation
sonic doesnt like eye contact, tails will hit you with the full intensity of his autism stare
tails really struggles with trying new food, its a nightmare, but sonic loves to try new foods. I think I’ve talked about that before
sonic’s usually touch averse, tails is very much “I need to be squeezed by someone NOW”
sonic’s the “can i have the pickles from your burger” and tails’ the “do you want the pickles from my burger”
sonic’s default is nonverbal and he only communicates anything on any level because he has to.
tails’ default is nonstop infodumping and he has absolutely no idea when the ‘appropriate’ time to stop talking is
it really does affect you for the rest of your life huh
crossposting from bsky - glad I stopped using spotify when I did and that I unlinked it from my discord, but still
[ reddit thread | bsky post ]
Dear Brain, Please Stop
Hey
If you’ve ever blamed yourself after being harassed at work - even a little, even secretly - I made this quick post for you.
Maybe you're thinking:
“If I hadn’t stayed late/laughed at their jokes/worn that outfit…” “It’s my fault because it's happened to me before” “There’s something about me that makes me an easy target.” “I must have given them the wrong impression.” “This keeps happening to me. What’s wrong with me?” “I should have known better.”
I know these thoughts can play on a bad loop in your head. And thinking them is totally human. But none of them are true. You did not deserve to be sexually harassed. Not because of what you wore, how you looked, how much money you make, where you work, or anything else.
Just wanted to remind you. And point you to this helpful article if you're looking for a deeper resource on the topic.
Hope you didn't need to see this today. Heart bombs if you did.
🙀🤗❤️🩹
whenever i order food i get nervous that the doorbell will annoy my roommates so i turn it off temporarily and tell the delivery person to just knock. but then i get nervous i might not hear the knocking so i go sit by the front door a few minutes early to make sure i hear it. but then i get nervous that if i open the door too quickly the delivery driver will think it's weird that i was waiting there so i wait an additional 10-15 seconds before opening it and feign that i just came down the stairs. i am built normal and socially average.