“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
$LAYYYTER
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@bumb1e-vee
“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!
Happy March 32nd, everyone!
you can only reblog this once a year
hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death
Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades
Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too
Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans
Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants
Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast
dionysus explaining why he’s Like That
All of these are so accurate it hurts
@nicadenic
Also Hermes, God of messengers
And Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos
Oh my god I’m dying, these are all just consecutive sucker punch’s straight to the nose
Help
Ares, the god of war
I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND IT I AM NEVER LETTING THIS MEME CHAIN GO EVER AGAIN
@lee-vc @prinx-quail This is right up your guys’ alleys XD
I forgot about this post, I thank you for rebloging in so I may see it once more.
Very accurate representations of my family
Kronos
Pfff haha
My favourite post
Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now
Steve in Sunglasses Saturday
happy annoy squidward day
Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.
I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this
i just hit 333 followers, someone should suck my dick (???)
I'm like 99% sure that's how that works. You hit 333 and then a tboy who's been edging for like 2 days sucks your dick.
i love seeing my friends interests mentioned somewhere. its like woaaah. thats My Friends interest. from My Friend. wow. epic friend reference
so true
Official Wednesday post
It's Tuesday
Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone
every ICE agent could die right now and they'd all deserve it
he has not yet added "crashout" to his vocab cards
"I asked chat GPT-"
"Well I asked my inner sense of logic and he said FALSEHOOD"
I asked my sense of morality and he said he still doesn't entirely know
I asked my sense of anxiety and he panicked
An investigative journalist infiltrated three white supremacist platforms, including the dating site WhiteDate, exfiltrating over 8,000 user
When she says it had a smurf village gender ratio, it's possibly even funnier and sadder than you could have thought. The article doesn't specify, but I keep hearing that out of 8000 users, less than 50 appeared to be women.
Root said she contacted a hacker who helped to exfiltrate the data. However, no hacks were required – all it took was a simple URL trick of adding “download-all-users/” to the top-level domain.
Holy fuck, I’m dying. Imagine being this bad at cybersecurity. How is the rest of 2026 supposed to compete?
Here‘s the full talk, check the setting in the video player for other languages:
The Heartbreak Machine - Nazis in the echo chamber
KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026
just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before
We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.