My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*
Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings
Sweet Seals For You, Always
KIROKAZE
we're not kids anymore.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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cherry valley forever

#extradirty
taylor price
macklin celebrini has autism
todays bird

ellievsbear

@theartofmadeline

Janaina Medeiros

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d e v o n
Jules of Nature
Cosmic Funnies

Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

roma★

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@otp-promptz
My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*
Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings
How light can change your appearance.
me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby
my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068
if all these boys can’t survive no nut november then i’m definitely not surviving don’t die december
why are you so annoying
so im sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties,Â
why are you so annoying
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
I am tired of this earth. I’m tired of people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
turn off: being hotter than me
The city is so quiet I can almost hear my own heart breaking.
@fabuliz (via fabuliz)
We’re so obsessed with finding someone to love us because we need to feel like we matter to someone, when we can’t matter to ourselves.
you: im in love with you
*awkward pause*
me: xDD you almost got me there bro lol i love that one ur one funny guy that was too good
Imagine your OTP in a pet store. Person A, instead of admiring the animals, admires Person B’s enthusiasm at looking at all of the animals.
every moment ♡