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Trolled for my love for whales by my friends, I created this submission blog. Most submissions are theirs. Feel free to submit! We Love Whales, We Date Whales *I do not own the copyright of the photos used*

[keenanbolger-archive-blog]

cassy you just showed up on my facebook feed lOOK

[dateawhalewhosuggestions]

“You’re whalecum”

What a gem!

[cineraria]

[morganjoycexo-deactivated-deact]

I’m terrified of the ocean but I love what inhabits it

[ironychan]

I don’t know what this thing is but it can probably kill you in at least six horrible ways.

[nooby-banana]

It’s a Spanish Dancer!! :D  It’s a type of sea slug that eats poisonous animals for breakfast and then absorbs their toxic power for itself. Their badass menu includes sea sponges and Portugese Man-O-Wars.

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

That is most definitely not a Spanish Dancer.

This is a Spanish Dancer:

What OP posted is actually a flatworm. Yes, the same phylum that has fuckkers who like to hang out in human intestines.

That is called a Hancock’s flatworm (Pseudobiceros hancockanus) and it’s indeed toxic as hell, which is exactly why it’s so colorful. They are all hermaphrodites and before each mating they engage in a duel where they try to stab each other with their pointy twin dongers to decide who’s going to give the sperm to who. It’s called penis fencing, and yes, scientists call it that too.

EN GARDE DICKHEAD

[dateawhalewhosuggestions]

Check out those slimey pals! Blimey!

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who’s not embarrassed about you and has your back

[dateawhalewhosuggestions]

Date a whale boi who has your hump-back

[dateaboysuggestions]

date a boy whose hands are too big for you to hold with just one of yours

[dateawhalewhosuggestions]

Here’s your whale boi with them big hands and that big heart.

Date a Megaptera novaeangliae. 

[dateaboysuggestions]

date a boy who you trust with your heart 💖

[dateawhalewhosuggestions]

Date a whale boi who you trust with your krill

[bbcamerica]

Orcas work together to become a mighty herring-herding team, using their tails to create shockwaves that stun the fish and make them easier to catch.

[dateawhalewhosuggestions]

Date a fish herder.

[falseknees]

Whales are well known for their sense of direction–but we all know that there’s the one poor thing that couldn’t find its flukes if they weren’t attached to its caudal peduncle! 

[dateawhalewhosuggestions]

Date a whale with an impeccable sense of direction

[theartofanimation]

Oseoro  -  http://oseoro.tumblr.com  -  https://zgul-osr1113.deviantart.com  -  https://vimeo.com/oseoro  -  https://www.youtube.com/user/osro1113  -  https://www.instagram.com/osro_o

[dateawhalewhosuggestions]

celebrate whale diversity & date a diverse whale

[chalkandwater]

Sleeping sperm whales

Blue Planet II (Episode 4: Big Blue, 2017)

[dateawhalewhosuggestions]

date a sleep-swimming whale

[freedomforwhales-blog]

“When I look into the eyes of an animal, I do not see an animal. I see a living being. I see a friend. I feel a soul.”—A.D. Williams

[dateawhalewhosuggestions]

Date a whale who stares deep into your eyes.

[thelovelyseas]

Southern right whale in the Auckland Islands Marine Reserve by Brian J Skerry

[alwaysreenie]

Transient or Bigg’s killer whale T60D off Moresby Island, BC. Photo by Capt. and Naturalist Heather MacIntyre, Maya’s Legacy Whale Watching, Friday Harbor, WA. More photos: kiro.tv/ResTransOrcas

[blogarsay-deactivated20210222]

I’m the person trying to pet it.

[dateawhalewhosuggestions]

Date that daring whale. Or the daring person who would pet the whale

[sharky-sharks]

Why do you like sharks?

[yofi-deactivated20190418]

he walk

[knightposting-archived]

He cronch

[gaycubedenby]

He roll

[waywardfangir1]

She give high fin. @lilragekitten

[canidteeth]

He gets tummy rubs

[glitterysquidily]

He get nose rub

[the-monochrome-jester]

He beauty

[shatteredwineglasses]

He dance

[ayellowbirds]

She do a triple Lutz

[dateawhalewhosuggestions]

Y’ all, lemme see some clapping for our friends dem sharks. 

[aleksiann]

Corky 2, breaching to the stars

[whaletalesorg]

A Wonderful Interaction with L115. To read this story (and more!), follow the link in our bio!⠀ Photo: L87 “Onyx” by @taslishaw⠀ #whaletales #orca #killerwhale #SRKW #KPod #LPod #storytelling #getonaboat #whalewatching #gulfislands #exploreBC

[dateawhalewhosuggestions]

Date a whale that wags their tail when they see you.

[classyhustleronline-deactivated]

ourplanetdaily ~ Humpback whales feeding and Blowing Water Rainbows 🐳

[dateawhalewhosuggestions]

Humpback whales trying to contact Satan by blowing water rainbows.  Date one of ‘em.