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kappagecko

sodomymcscurvylegs

A tall man who thinks being 6'4" is a personality: I’m 6'4" Me, leaving them on read:

crazyshitisay

Yeah but I haven’t needed a claw to reach the top shelf since I was 7 so stay mad about it shrimp

sodomymcscurvylegs

And I haven’t needed a 6'4" man since I got my reaching claw.

noszle

It’s the “Favorite Ship Dynamics” art meme!!! Except it’s… *drum roll*

Polyamory edition!! ✨💕✨💕 ✨💕 These are just some classic cute ones, but I really have a million ship things I like so \o/ maybe there will have to be a part two

insomniac-arrest

it’s all “accidental hand touch” this and “brief longing gaze” that, where’s my support at for “reaching up and fixing someone’s collar for them” crew??

the intimacy disguised as helpfulness! the lingering contact! the optional subdued “you look nice” as they stand too close!!

expand your pining vocabulary people

femcassidy

really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb

femcassidy

looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him

paradisixx

I never seen bugs throw hands before 😂

scorchedtulips

are they angry or just playing??

bogleech

They’re males of two different species and the males of many beetles harmlessly wrestle in order to impress females. They aren’t really bright enough to know sometimes that there are no females around or that their opponent isn’t even their own kind anyway. Sometimes now and the they will also just fight the female they were trying to impress in the first place like the fighting instinct forgets to switch itself off

waspinfested

thats amazing

thats literally like a roman warrior fighting and defeating his rival and then walking up to a star-struck woman and punching her square in the jaw im hyperventilating

jaidefinichonv2

gaxhar

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

freakazxid

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

internetexplorers-deactivated20

if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school

100wordlimit-deactivated2013052

my friend got hit by a car he still went to school

internetexplorers-deactivated20

what a nerd

localtiktoks

heartgemsona

weavemama

me after getting kicked off an overbooked delta flight

captainnickii

I am so weakkkk

reasonablyobsessed-deactivated2

No you don’t understand tho my dad literally used to do this. Before 9/11, when airport security was way more lax, my dad’s friend ran an airport scam ring with like 30 of his friends. They would literally do this - waltz on in to the airport, find a gate that looked overbooked, and buy a ticket. Because of the slower computer systems, they could get away with buying tickets seconds before a plane was announced to be overbooked, then offer to give up their seats for the cash.

They also all used to fly under my dad’s friend’s name and racked up like millions of frequent flyer miles. They’re pretty sure that at one point, there were five different guys flying under the same name in the air at the exact same time and the airlines just contacted the guy saying “oh there’s been a glitch.”

They never got caught until my dad’s friend got a passive aggressive letter from Delta in his mail THIS YEAR (15+ years after they stopped) basically saying “we know what you did.”