ashton motherfucking irwin

hi im nickie and i love you

[otpashton]

so i'm leaving this account (not that anyone will care) but i wanted to say goodbye :-)

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THIS IS THE WORLDS MOST HILARIOUS GIF.

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Remember when

[tuesdaygray]

pretty little teen daughter hemmings and scruffy irreverent teen son clifford are caught hooking up in daddy michael’s expensive car by both of their horrified fathers and all daddy luke can manage in an attempt to contain his growing anger is an awkward “well the two of you seem to be getting close” as an angry michael smacks the uncomfortable man on the shoulder and splutters “oh my god, shut up luke”

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Daddy Luke’s daughter deciding to play at her middle school talent show, but she’s never played live for anyone, not even her dad. Luke and the rest of the boys are sitting front row as she plucks at her guitar and plays her own acoustic rendition of Don’t Stop. The boys stand and cheer once she’s done but Luke stays seated, tears in his eyes, smiling as his little girl takes a bow.

[tacobellee]

REBLOG WHILST YOU STILL CAN

[heartbreakirwin]

Happy 20th Birthday Ashton!

[otpashton]

quick question, is it possible to get pregnant from luke's falsetto at the end of 18?

[otpashton]

5SOS before going on stage

Luke:guys we are out in 5

michael:i haven;t finished my sandwich

luke:but you have already eaten 2 of them-

michael:I SAID I HAVEN'T FINISHED YET

ashton:SHUT UP GUYS IM TRYING TO TAKE A SELFIE HERE

calum:i want to pee

michael:i think i should google my crave for sandwiches

ashton:OH MY GOD MY SELFIE GOT 300 RETWEETS IN 2 MINUTES

calum:i will seriously pee myself if i dont go to thne toilet right nOW

michael:guys, i am pregnant

ashton:i kNEW IT

calum:is it illegal to pee on an unborn baby because i will

michael:*runs away from calum* GO AWAY, MY BABY HAS TO BE SAFE

ashton:i think i got him pregnant

luke:i hate this band

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harry hugging america 

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[kafelattae]

here’s to teenage memories…

[heyhowesterburg]

hahahaahaha I hate you

[buckslasagna]

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Modest! Management listing what an interviewer cannot ask Zayn, then an “interview” with Zayn.

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everybody needs to listen to this

[walter-mckey]

x

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x

[agustdsbaby]

i woke up this morning to michael with green hair and a cover of american idiot. i guess you can say it’s been a good day… or should i say… a green day…

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