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@heyhowesterburg
*me reading a text I sent yesterday about my feelings*: who’s this
if you’re craving something sweet:
ingredients:
½ red apple
½ banana
water
steps:
chop up the apple into bite-size pieces*
slice the banana (not too thin!)
in a small-ish pan, pour just a bit of water and turn up the stove heat until the water starts to sizzle (this setting is different on every stove). you’ll want a cup of water at the ready to add more to the pan as needed
carefully place the pieces of apple in the pan. you will add the banana later, but the apple takes longer to soften
after about a minute or so, add the banana
sprinkle whatever seasonings you like on top. some people like a little cinnamon and sweetener, others choose to drizzle honey and forego seasonings altogether
remember to keep at least some water in the pan, it’ll evaporate but make it easier to move the fruit around
flip the apples if necessary
when everything is nice and soft, put it in a bowl and enjoy it alone or with some low-cal whip. better yet, use it as a filling for a sweet egg white omelette :)
*thinly slice the apple if you’d like it softer
Your mind about to enter depression mode
The depression hitting you
i enjoyed this very much, thank you andrew huang.
i like how sometimes you wouldnt get the whole musical by just listening to the soundtrack, sometimes the whole thing you can understand by listening to the soundtrack
but nothing defeats actually watching the musical
words that were somehow ‘hilarious’ in 2008, feel free to add:
tacos
waffles
zomg
llamas
spleens??
teh
oh ma gawd
glomp
rawr
smexy
derp
i’ll have you all know i don’t frighten easily but this genuinely sent a shiver down my spine
veronica sawyer moodboard
BREAKING NEWS!!!
depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!
me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful
actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.
Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*
My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.
Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines
My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap
My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.
Therapist in media: serious face the whole time
My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*
therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, “I’m afraid I haven’t [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]”
my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???
my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance… you’re my padawan now
Actual things my therapist has told me:
“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)
“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”
“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”
I’ll add more tomorrow after I see her again.
I was onto [the idea of a sequel] all through my 20s, way through my 30s when everyone wanted to work with me, when not a lot of people wanted to work with me. I’m 42 now, and Veronica is one of my favorite characters I’ve ever played. I never, ever felt finished with her. – Winona Ryder
hetero: so who’s your favorite olympian?
the gays, in unison:
Cole by Lili: dogs
So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn and ache and shop? Don’t I deserve love and jewelry?
Joan Cusack as Debbie Jellinsky in Addams Family Values (1993)