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PSA that I’ve moved!

Oliver is over at rapidfired now! <3

#and happy galentines day my dudes #xoxo

#✘ ;; queue #long post #// oliver wants a turtle can oliver have a turtle #looks @ ann #looks @ chris #looks @ leslie so she can charm them in case they say no #looks @ aunt leslie for the same reason #why would they say no #okay maybe aunt leslie would say no #but look at the turtle #now look at oliver #now look back at the turtle #now look back at oliver #he is not a turtle #but he wants a turtle #can oliver have a turtle

also apparently the 20th was hufflepuff pride day which i missed because i'm the worst, but it was also this huffleboy's birthday which is perfect okay bye that's all folks

#mobile ooc #that's all I wanted to say #Oliver's birthday is Hufflepuff pride day #I love that a lot I'm sorry #but I can't believe I missed both #I don't deserve my scarf

paulswesleys

#gif warning #food mention #♡ ┊ (ᴏᴛᴘ: soniver)#LITERALLY THOUGH #sonia and oliver 100%#ofwafflesandwesteros

theparkslady:

‘ You’re mom is my favorite, hopefully that answers it for you in a totally non embarrassing way.’ now that she was a mom her embarrassing ways only got worse. ‘ Oh? What did you bring me? I like receiving things! ’

❛Heh. Well, she said she was going to bring this to you?❜ Oliver’s backpack drops from his shoulder, and a bag is fished from it and placed before his aunt. ❛Then she was called into work and I volunteered to instead. I was coming around here anyway. Kind of. I didn’t look and see what it was, though. Not my business. I just deliver. But it is via bike, so I hope it didn’t get TOO banged up on the way.❜

#theparkslady #⊀ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ: we’re never satisfied ⊁#▷ ;; reply #iiii am going to leave the thing in the bag up to your imagination probably?? because idk i should have planned this out better frick #but imagine getting The Talk from chris though #i wonder how that goes tbh

@badittude

❛You're a detective? Like —— Sherlock Holmes?❜

#badittude #⊀ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ: who knows? ⊁#i dont know what this is really?? but i'm like 2/3 finished with season two of b99 #((((i'm really late getting into this show i know i'm sorry))))#and i have a lot of feelings about it and wanted to finally say something to you bc you're legit is that okay???#orz #also don't mind this kid he's a little frickin nerd

maybenotboring

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

#♪ ;; ᴏʟɪᴠᴇʀ (isms)

weathcrs-blog

Uriah Shelton In Instant Mom (3x14)

#gif warning #♪ ;; ᴏʟɪᴠᴇʀ (visage)

b99 came in

theauditorguy:

“I didn’t mean to do that.”

❛SORRY —— but I think that technically counts as a move.❜

#theauditorguy #▷ ;; reply #⊀ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ: the greatest town in america ⊁#idk what this reply is im sorry #i couldn't decide on a direction so i went with game? bc why not #and to get the ball rolling bc i've already taken forever with this oh no #but if you wanted something else? :o

theparkslady:

STARTER CALL ; OLIVER TRAGER.

‘ OLIVER my favorite son from the cuterus uterus I know. ’

❛You have —— MORE OF THOSE? Wait. Please don’t answer that.❜ He should be used to it by now. Should. ❛But on that . . . subject . . . I brought something for you.❜

#theparkslady #▷ ;; reply #⊀ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ: we’re never satisfied ⊁#cuterus uterus #he's so taken aback by that though #like ollie do you not know your aunt leslie #mentions of your mother's uterus are bound to happen

do (it! now):

shorten guidelines (or at least a tl;dr, because I go too much in depth) new theme (again) drafts new promo retags maybe idk maybe not ???

#✘ ;; over ᴀɴᴅ out #idk