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queer-as-city-folk

Time to whore it up...

*grabs a suit jacket*

loveridden1999

whatever needs to be said was said in iris by the goo goo dolls

csny

eastcoast: we hate our city and it makes us feel bad. but we like feeling bad

west coat: we hate our city and it makes us feel good

chicago: we love our city

shanehollancler

2026 canadian screen award winner hudson williams

best lead performer, drama series

orpheuslament

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

krippe90

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

orpheuslament

not a female 👍

orpheuslament

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

queer-as-city-folk

"they own one, maybe two or three buildings and often live off the cash flow"

queer-as-city-folk

I'm sorry but it's hard to emphasize with SF landlords, I really don't care. We shouldn't prioritize these families when so many are homeless

queer-as-city-folk

Landlord voice: "it's so hard to be rich, people want to live in houses that are empty but I can't afford to relocate them, and that person might not want to leave the house I own in a city I have visited twice"

athelind

Taxes apartments that have been vacant for longer than six months.

The obvious solution is to make it more expensive to leave the units empty than to maintain them as actual human habitations.

pronouncingitwang

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

yokowan

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

le-jardin-inculte

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

shithowdy

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

bagelsunshinecoffee

Superstition unlocked: a team can not win the Walter Cup without Maggie Flaherty

tikysplickytok

(via skitishh)

noodlebutts

@doberbutts look at these smiles

toothfairyinc

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

pwhl-mybeloved

night-vale-community-radio

How to Successfully Study in the Library

bring all of your materials with you

find a nice quiet spot void of distractions

make sure to take little breaks every half hour or so

maybe bring a little snack

don’t look at the giant floating baby

just don’t

try to forget about the giant floating baby in the library

use different colors of highlighters to organize your notes

night-vale-community-radio

you folks think this is like a fuckin doctor who or phineas and ferb reference but nah this is the shit I gotta put up with every day

therabbitparade

Day dreaming abt uppers 🙂‍↕️

sidneywokeby

nhl goalie problems: like 3 teams have a legit great goalie. league sv% below .900 for the first time in a william years. every goalie streaky and prone to suddenly throwing a series.

pwhl goalie problems: every team has three goalies who should be starters. worst GAA in the league would be middle of the pack in the nhl. nobody can score a fucking goal bc they're all brick walls.