Ottopilot Returns! (Again)

Old as dirt (ok, late 40s). M/gf, he/him, West Coast USA. I'm not a smut peddler; that implies I'm selling something. MDNI. Happily married and off the market. Read my pinned post!

[ottopilott]

Ottopilot's Eternally Pinned Post (EPP)

Hi, I'm Ottopilot. You may know me from my NSFW main blog @ottopilotreturns, my writing blogs @ottopilot-wrote-this/@ottopilot-wrote-this-txt, my SFW blog @ottopilot-sfw, my AI image blog @ottopilot-ai, former blogs such as "ottopilot" and "opcaptions," or any of the many shadowbanned blogs I had before I figured out Tumblr hates VPNs.

Up front, the disclaimers: this blog is of a sexual nature and is for mature audiences only. To the best of my knowledge, all models and creators reblogged are 18 or older. Minors DNI. Except for posts specifically related to real-life events, this blog's content and (especially) my created works are fantasy and fiction. I strongly believe in informed consent and equal rights.

Happily married for 20+ years so even if I think you are attractive, I have no interest in acting on that. My wife knows I'm here, she just doesn't care. Genderfluid and working through that still, to be honest. Down to chat and make friends.

This post is a living document and is subject to change.

I generally reblog a lot of smut, mixing in some humor and memes, food pr0n, travel photography, disability advocacy (late-dx AuDHD), and politics, but I also write some (usually mind control hypnosmut) stories of my own.

Pleased to announce that I got the stomach flu this weekend. While that sounds bad, and it is, it meant I've finally set up side blogs to start creating again.

@ottopilot-sfw is a (relatively) SFW version of this blog that skips the sexy stuff but has posts related to everything else. No sex but plenty of potty-mouth so be advised.

@ottopilot-wrote-this: prose goes here, and I plan to also write posts about whatever tickles my fancy (calling them articles sounds pretentious). I may also do some "director's commentary" posts on my stories, though that also sounds presumptious given I have zero followers. Given the quick trigger fingers of our hosts at Tumblr, expect stories to also be hosted on my own server. Details to follow. Text-only versions available at @ottopilot-wrote-this-txt.

@ottopilot-ai: this is for sharing scraps from my generative AI hobby that don't have anything to do with any of my stories. All AI-generated images will be labeled and tagged as such.

After the jump, on to what you can expect here:

Fetishes: bimbos, body harnesses, body modification/enhancement, brainwashing, chastity, corruption, cuckoldry, degradation, dehumanization, erotic hypnosis, exhibitionism, good girls gone bad, hair flowers, mind control, monster girls, moral degradation, nipple piercings, reverse pegging, serial recruitment (i.e, good girls making more good girls), sissification/feminization, sluttiness, submissiveness, succubi, transformation (physical and/or mental), vampires, womb tattoos

Soft limits: clowns, humiliation, foot worship, furries, impact play, knife play, race play (line drawn at inferiority/superiority)

Hard limits: ABDL/diapers, age play (mostly), asphyxiaphilia, DDLG, findom, incest, patriarchy kink, pet play, sadism, actual Satanism, slurs, violence

Whew! Also, I'll just block you if I don't like your vibe. This is not the federal government, you aren't entitled to free speech and I don't have to give oxygen to your dumpster fire of an existence. This applies, but is not limited to: actual racists, TERFs, actual misogynists, ableists, right-wing nutjobs (RWNJs), et. al. Also blank and ageless blogs, you are on notice.

Frequently used tags:

#my text: old man yells at clouds, but in Tumblr form

#actually autistic: thoughts on living with, and constantly adjusting to, autism

#actually adhd: sorry, did you say something?

#otto's jukebox: put in a quarter and pick a song. Sometimes with additional commentary.

#don't threaten me with a good time: in which I respond positively across the spectrum of implied to direct intimidation

#you got it lady: in which I enthusiastically comply like a good boy

#just tag me next time: I begrudgingly admit this post reflects my existence

#it's true: used in Dwight Schrute voice, in which I agree with the hot takes of fellow Tumblrites

[2007i902i]

remember to TAKE A PICTURE!

[gazeldhazel]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The woman in her thirties being referenced:

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[oscarjamesleigh]

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]

[aidashakur]

If it costs me my peace, it'll cost you my presence.

[ottopilott]

Corollary: if it costs me my peace, especially if it costs the peace of my loved ones, I'm taking my fair share out of yo' ass, plus interest.

[laurentidalreborn]

So @laurentidal-backup was there in case what happened happened, because I know at one point you were like, if I get nuked I'm not restarting. So when you didn't get nuked, I didn't keep it up to date.

BUT if other readers are more anal meticulous about tagging than I am, and have your stories tagged, I could use the script to go reblog more "lost" stories. With their note counts, of course. I know you love your data.

As fate would have it I updated my spreadsheet like 2 days before the nuke so I have fairly accurate data as it currently stands.

I wouldn't say no 😂 but I don't mind the interim stories being lost media for a bit either. I still have the OG copies saved to my vault and I'll prob post them again little by little like I did the first time

[emctheory]

Ironically, Lauren's Hypnosis Story Vault sounds like the setup for a great story.

Sure hope I don't get lost in the archive...

[subliminalbo]

Lauren's Hypnosis Story Vault

Lauren couldn't remember when she started the vault. Hell, she couldn't even remember writing the first story. Her mind didn't tend to dwell on trivial things like that anymore, but the sudden ban on Tumblr had forced her to go back into the old files and now she was looking at a massive depository of hypnosis smut in an Obsidian vault with her name on it.

She barely had time to process her feelings when the ban came down. She'd once sworn publicly that three times was enough. She would not start a fourth blog. But when the time came to call it quits, something triggered in her mind and she got to work rebuilding, almost as if her body were acting on its own.

Maybe it was. After all, she didn't remember writing a single one of these stories.

And as she clicked through columns of stories with unfamiliar titles, she found herself repeating an oddly comforting phrase.

"My mind is a vault and I must fill it..."

That's right, she thought. I remember now. I did this all for them.

She imagined the blank faces of the nameless thousands who had consumed these stories. She wondered how many had been driven to sexual release, and then she considered...she wasn't that much different than the mind controllers in these stories. That brought a rush of excitement that she didn't expect, and it kept her moving forward, the rest of her resolve to retire melting away.

After all, she thought. "My mind is a vault..."

"And you must fill it," said the faceless thousands.

[cecehectori]

tummy in or out? 🤓

[sleepytiggy]

being told to cum feels way better then cumming on your own

[thememedaddy]

[mandybeelzebubxxdaddiesgirl]

Low quality pic high quality titties

[thevaultofretroandvintage]

Bettie Page photo by Bunny Yeager

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[liminalbo]

Y'all

[liminalbo]

Just finished Final Fantasy III on DS, a game I've been playing since like fifth grade

[liminalbo]

Never doing that shit again

[liminalbo]

To the uninformed, Final Fantasy III rolls along at a comfortable pace until the last dungeon which is like a 2+ hour boss gauntlet with no save points. One of the most infamous endings in the series. Glad I did it I'm never looking at this game again

[ottopilott]

I beat FFVII without the Knights of the Round materia so I feel you.

[snootiesnoop]

Tumblr keeps removing my messages and I just have having to create new accounts over and over but I just couldn’t resist the urge to compare myself to such a superior bimbo

Your so much better mommy everything about you is what I wish I could be 🥺

My body is so much worse than yours! Yours is just so perfect in every way

omgggg but i love your udders <3