[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

[lord-tengen]

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

[otumbles]

no. it’s not.

“it’s” = “it is”

its = possessive

you’re tired of ITS shit

not “tired of it is shit”

so

[sappharah]

my life is basically just a constant cycle of finally getting past the thing i was stressing about and then immediately finding something else to stress me out even if it isn’t happening for another 4 months

[svinto]

the older I get, the more attractive stability becomes……………… i just want some god damn peace of mind and a non-stressful environment

[duffbeer]

[body5000-deactivated20180929]

being a human is kinda dumb because we get to REASON and THINK HARD which really isn’t fair, i’d rather be an orchid and eat light beams all day, no offense to the miracle that is evolution, like, thanks for the opportunity to participate in an advanced society but put me in the ground 

[414lilj-deactivated20170902]

I’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. With everything and everyone. We will see.

[karenplaysnancydrew]

well the elevator just stopped

given my limited context clues, I can only assume that it’s because nancy weighs more than 640 pounds

[otumbles]

@kgcowbelle

[karenplaysnancydrew]

so I solved the mystery about whether this says “buy 200″ or “buy zoo”

it’s 200….

…200 boxes of koko kringles

i love sonny

[till-the-end-of-thebucky]

do you guys ever get to that point where hobbies are literally stressful? like people are like “oh youre depressed and/or anxious? just do something you love!” but literally doing the things you actually do still like doing stresses you out because you don’t know if you’re doing them often enough or right enough or if you’re having enough fun doing them

[aphrogenian]

I dont want a career and I hate working. There I said it

[hotchkiss-and-tell]

If The Captive Curse was a third person game… (based on this original post by @punchyladrew)

[despairing-soul]

[espressofleur]

Friendly reminder that you don’t have to wait until the weekends to live and enjoy your life. Go to your favorite coffee shop after school, call your friend, bake cookies on a Wednesday afternoon, dance around in your underwear. Your life is yours to live and you shouldn’t put it on hold because of work or school.

[kid4mnesiac]

whats it like to have energy

[emmersdrawberry]

whats it like to have disposable income

[equinevetadventures]

whats is like to have the time?

[vampireroticdeletedbyeee-deacti]

whats it like to have friends?

[verballowfunctioner]

[windows5]

me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast

me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch

me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner

[nancythedrew]

for my final project in my marketing class this semester we have to take a product/brand and do a “marketing makeover” to it and you don’t know how badly I’d wanna makeover Herinteractive’s marketing plan(or lack thereof) except it’s a group project and can you imagine me trying to explain to other people that yes, nancy drew games exist, and yes, the quality is actually pretty dope except they’re produced by a company that hasn’t put out a new product in their main line for over a year and have shown no signs of when they will but in the meantime have let go of the voice actor for the main character in their games and just let her throw shade at them on social media and also sponsored some random female music artist’s release party and had a contest for the fans that involved plagiarising memes that weren’t even memes and also one time tried selling “limited edition” fan journals but nearly a decade later they’re still trying to get rid of them

[alex-trang]

“Some doors should never be opened.” -Linda Penvellyn, Curse of Blackmoor Manor