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❙▍Genderfluid Hachimen Roppi.  ❙▍Prone to violence/depression ❙▍NSFW Content. ❙▍Private. Selective Follow.

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moved too @hxrmcny

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nyanzaya‌:

(🐈) “No one. And I mean not even a single soul. Cares if you are concerned or not but…thanks for the eye liner I… I have a lot but I accept this gift I guess. I- what’s wrong with you. Are you saying my eyeliner is bad?” 

  “Honey, it’s dreadful. Smudged. Right there. I mean, were you not trying to make yourself look good or was it a on purpose thing to make yourself look like you’ve been getting itchy eyes because of, I don’t fucking know, pollen?”

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songcode‌:

“Because he is ten times better. He’ll taste ten times better than Hibiya. You like that rotten taste, don’t you?”

  ". . . If I eat Izaya you can't just expect me to not eat Hibiya.”

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  “I literally would push someone off a cliff for chocolate chip frappe from McDonalds. That’s my level of hate for everyone who exists.”

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songcode‌:

“Do it yourself, coward! I won’t let you eat Hibiya. Why don’t you eat Izaya? I’m sure you would get the Nobel Peace Prize for this.”

  “Why the fuck would I eat Izaya? He’s ten times better than Hibiya.” 

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[text to iza and psyche] @nyanzaya & @songcode

 i wish thanos was real so he can snap me away because you both are ugly and looking at you both make me wanna cry so much that i actually wept for ten hours yesterday thinking of how UNFORTUNATE your lives must be

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nyanzaya‌:

(🐈) Wait– “Actually, if I die who will get you all the human meat you want- for free at that.” 

  “Eh. . . I want to eat a cat man.”

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nyanzaya‌:

(🐈) “That’s kind of what I’m going for…so I mean you can leave now.” 

   “. . . I kinda wanna eat you though.”

[nyanzaya]

@oujiderism replied to your post: (��) “Watch, as I demonstrate how I can…

shanks tbh

(🐈) He falls to the floor, “Ah- fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this.” 

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   “Die, you miserable disgrace of a human.”

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songcode‌:

“You were totally serious about this!! No one’s gonna eat Hibiya! You can eat Alfred! Eat that horse!”

       “I eat what I want. If I wanna eat Hibiya, then I will! Fuck you.” 

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Tbh my version of roppi is a dick nugget

[allianxe]

              They call it love, oh yes, 

             that a human feels so deep…

yandere oc. marvel (spider-verse!) oc. written by lunari day.

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songcode‌:

oujiderism 

“you wanna go flamingo?”

“Come here and knife fight me! I’m going to cry!”

  “No knife, but two coupons for go fuck yourself and a uh,” rummages through his coat, soon does he hold up his middle finger; expression blank. “A ticket to the cry me a river cruise.”

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unstabletm‌:

         ‘ i agree — psyche’s jacket is tacky. ’

   “As tacky as those headphones.”

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nyanzaya‌:

(🐈) Ah, Iza should have been offended, but he was busy tending to his poor hurt ear when Roppi let it go. “Wait when did you steal my wallet…? Actually I forgot I even had a wallet. What’s in it? And, for you lack of information you bothered me first. I was just having a grand time being me and then you show up, apparently steal my wallet and I decided to lick your face for revenge.” 

  “Wh...what do you think is in a wallet?” Was Iza an idiot? Maybe he was--but the feline was a literal informant. Wasn’t knowledge one of the benefits to being an information broker? Roppi stares at Iza, a long silence following his prior sentence. “I--I can’t respond.”

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"So. I can't help but notice you aren't a big fan of Izaya, either."

    “Eh, not really. He’s like-- existing on the same plane as me. Gotta admire his talents, but I fuckin’ hate his admiration for human life. Like, ugh. Get out of here with that terrible bullshit.”

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   “Hhhaaaah, seeing such a familiar face with such a tacky jacket really makes me glad red is my color.”