Ellenthefox

Well its not that I don't tag but I'm very bad at it so be forewarned. Yo all I do is reblog stuff (She/Her) Profile Pic by @raspberry-sam  

[fischyplier]

I’d like to headcannon Burt as a poet! Beautiful words! :’)

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[bismuth]

“PD concept sketches, 2016 🌸 now I can finally share this part of the page 💎 thank you to everyone who tuned in for the premiere of #StevenUniverseFuture”

[steven-universe-heritage-posts]

Steven Universe Heritage post

[z0mbie-b0y]

Pink pearl: oh this wasn't white, this was all pinks doing 😊

Steven:

[steven-universe-heritage-posts]

Steven Universe Heritage post

[ze-pie]

Look all im saying is that at this point in time Pink Diamond as Rose Quartz is the only gem in the entire show with cleavage, even the real Roses dont have cleavage. Pink really saw some humans walking around and went "idk what the fuck those chest sacks are but i want them."

[steven-universe-heritage-posts]

Steven Universe Heritage post

[ashidaii]

thank you Zach for this amazing voice acting

[steven-universe-heritage-posts]

Steven Universe Heritage post

[nyctosaurid]

small brain: steven universe is a vegetarian because he’s a pacifist 

big brain: steven universe is a vegetarian because his spit heals flesh

[zagreus]

Holly  please  don’t  say  things  like  this 

[catflowerqueen]

…but didn’t he also bring the watermelon stevens and Pumpkin to life in the same manner?

[seventeendeer]

every meal is a race against the clock for steven q. universe

[steven-universe-heritage-posts]

I had to read this with my human eyes so now all of you have to too

[dippingpines]

I feel like no matter how hard I try, you still see me like this!

[launturnforest]

Ok so.

If he’s no longer into this stuff

What does he like now?

What gives him a spark of pure giddy joy now?

Did he just stop having anything that made him happy?

Like?

The crystal gems always complained that he had to take stuff more seriously.. And rewarded him with praise when he “did better”

He has so much serious responsibility..

He’s serious now. No fun.. And honestly? Part of this is the time skip? We didn’t get to see him develop slowly. We are like the gems here, we see kid Steven, then he’s grown up and serious. And these callbacks are jarring.. Good job crewniverse

The way this is done is really pursing the loss of childhood and how serious Steven has been made to grow… By the circumstances around him.

I want to see Steven get excited about something again.. Or laugh.. Cause that almost never happens now.

The gems don’t know who Steven has grown into..

Because Steven is only defining himself by what he is not.

I’m not this.. I’m not that..

Ok.. But.. Who are you?

What backpack do you use now? Does it have buttons? Patches?

What food do you cook or bake? Can you do that with the gems?

What books do you read now? Do you play videogames still? Board games?

We don’t know.

[steven-universe-heritage-posts]

Steven Universe Heritage post

[thelostmoongazer]

Who are you, Steven?

I abruptly had to interrupt my hyper-fixating on my ocs to draw this out cuz i know if i didnt it would haunt me for the rest of my life. 

this was based on commentary that @launturnforest made to this gifset and it just… made me think… as one would do when given a thought provoking analysis lol

[steven-universe-heritage-posts]

Steven Universe Heritage post

[serenaci]

The Lost Souls appear.

[steven-universe-heritage-posts]

Steven Universe Heritage post

[ph03nix-c4rol]

happy end of iron lung day and beginning of pride month. markiplier has escaped the blood ocean and is now curled tight in ryan gosling’s arms. they hold each other as the clock strikes 12, and a new dawn begins. gay as fuck, as god intended

[phantomrose96]

Anon hate is shitty and you shouldn’t do it of course but it’s also the funniest and least effective kind of hate

For starters the blogger can just delete and ignore it. And given tumblr’s penchant for eating asks I think it would drive some hate senders a little insane if they keep checking back in wondering if their ask got eaten.

For second the anon ask format guarantees the blogger gets the last word in every time. Even if anon sends a follow up message they will never get the last word. And tumblr for better or for worse seems to run on this currency of “whoever expressed the last opinion in a post is the one we’re supporting”

For third, this publishes the hate directly to the blogger’s own followers, i.e. the people MOST likely to take the blogger’s side. Home court advantage by design.

[phantomrose96]

#I call for an audience with the king. After waiting in line I stand in front of his throne #(dressed in a huge white bedsheet like a cartoon ghost so as to hide my identity) #I call the king a bitch. I insult his policies all of which were made with the guidance of his court who r also all here #the king ignores me. I say it again in case he didn't hear. The king ignores me #I leave in shame (via @septimus-heap)

[exigencelost]

I maintain that Hey There Delilah by Plain White Tees is a 450% better song if it’s about a guy who’s lost custody of his daughter

[exigencelost]

Literally every lyric has so much more Energies if it’s sung to a child I’m gonna die on this hill. “Hey there, Delilah /Don’t you worry about the distance /I’m right there if you get lonely /Give this song another listen” and “Hey there, Delilah/ I know times are gettin’ hard /But just believe me, girl / Someday I’ll pay the bills with this guitar / We’ll have it good /We’ll have the life we knew we would / My word is good” like? He’s trying to get his daughter back? Idk if she’s with the other parent or in foster care or what but it’s So Much I have a lot of feelings about this. The repeated promises, “I’d walk to you if I had no other way” and “I’m right there when you get lonely” when, like, obviously, he’s not, and he’s just sort of desperately hoping that she still understands that he loves her, and that she doesn’t feel abandoned. And then, “Delilah, I can promise you /That by the time that we get through / The world will never ever be the same /And you’re to blame” that’s so fucking sweet? That’s such a sweet thing to say to your daughter. Romance is over. Noncustodial parental love songs are where it’s at. 

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This is what “death of the author” means. We know that’s not what the song was written about, but what if it was? What if we explored the lyrics as though the speaker was a heartbroken father missing his daughter? It changes EVERYTHING. And it’s so good.

Anyway, OP you are wonderful and I love you.

[wisteria-lodge]

Have always thought that “Hey there Delilah / you be good, and don’t you miss me” is a little creepy and infantilizing if sung to a romantic partner.

But if it’s a father, and he’s saying goodbye to the daughter he never gets to see, and he’s trying so hard to put on a brave face for her, then “You be good, and don’t you miss me” is shattering.

[gideonisms]

The thing about a really good ship is I need it to be equal parts sweet and fucked up. It's like a lemonade. you want it half sour and half sweet because the two flavors are complementary. The love needs to be there so it can wreck their lives or they need to be wrecks so they can fall in love

[sugary-sheep]

you will describe tummy/waist fat as a "muffin top" (yummy treat?) and "love handles" (most romantic phrase ever?) and mean it in a derogatory way? when these things are obviously good?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[cadet-abysmal]

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

thats right

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing