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They/them lesbian. I mainly post about Icon for Hire, my health, random thoughts. and whatever grabs my attention

[ouransisters]

Me: "Oh cool a chest! Let's just open it while I'm already crouched down and-"

Link: *punches the metal chest open* *shakes out his hand in visible pain*

Me: "Well yeah of COURSE THAT SHIT HURTS LINK"

[lastoneout]

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

[i-wanna-be-cute]

Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/

[lastoneout]

[lastoneout]

which one of you motherfuckers reblogged this again

[fieldsandfurrets-deactivated202]

You did, my leige

[lastoneout]

No, that can’t be right.

[dizzy-9906]

You use Tumblr op

[lastoneout]

I don’t recall doing such a thing.

[ouransisters]

Me: "Wouldn't it be funny if in botw Link meets his own grandkid?"

Brain: "The Master Torch guy"

Me: "What?"

Brain: "Make his grandkid the Master Torch guy"

Me: ".....holy shit let's do it"

[revarrie]

This reminds me of a comic I saw a long time ago where someone did the exact same thing with the Spinch guy

It was HILARIOUS

[ouransisters]

👀 if you could drop the link to the comic I would be VERY interested

[ouransisters]

Me: "Wouldn't it be funny if in botw Link meets his own grandkid?"

Brain: "The Master Torch guy"

Me: "What?"

Brain: "Make his grandkid the Master Torch guy"

Me: ".....holy shit let's do it"

[ouransisters]

Npc: "Do you want a tour?"

Me, playing botw for the first time in years and expecting for the camera to just do a quick pan over on key areas: "Sure, might as well"

Npc: *starts running and physically leads the player in a tour of the village shops*

Me, speechless in shock and awe: "This is truly game of the year"

[fcntasmas]

nothing unsettles me more than like a good fic on ao3 with no opening notes and no end notes. nothing but story. who are you? where are you writing from. are you ok. who hurt you

[fcntasmas]

#i click onto the author’s dashboard and open all their other fics looking for notes on them#they are all similarly blank#i go to the author profile. it tells me the author joined in 2014 and nothing else#they have no bookmarks. they have one gift and it’s a bts fic from orphan_account. none of their own fics are bts fics.#this fic has altered me. i leave an unhinged comment then bookmark it and go stare out the window // via @elegantlyloquacious

[ouransisters]

My sister, watching me play botw: "Oooh can I try! I'll let you borrow one of my games!"

Me, remembering her struggling with Skyward Sword this morning: "No"

[tuckedinbugw]

Nothing like holding my love

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[bewbin]

hey you guys my friend just told me i have a stain on my shirt (embarrassing) and hes put his finger on the shirt to indicate where it is. Im gonna look down so i can asses the stain situation

[bewbin]

how could he

[ouransisters]

Little sister: "I can't find the kikwis! It's too hard!"

Me, once I've been given the contollers, pulling out my Dora voice: "Now when we dowse in what direction is the kikwi? That's right! So now we will walk along the side of this wall. Now tell me where Link can climb up. No where? Hmm, let's turn around and walk the wall again and- correct! It's there! Now let's start dowsing again"

She is more than smart enough to figure it out on her own. This is well within her skill level as long as she's patient. A monumental task for a 6 year old I'm aware, but I believe in her

....even if I have to narrate her own thinking process in a Dora the Explorer voice

[kyoshi-lesbians]

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

[kyoshi-lesbians]

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

[kyoshi-lesbians]

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

[edgar-allan-possum]

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

[library-graffiti]

Important opinion in the tags that I need to have be part of the post:

[clearascountryair]

Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”

[terriwriting]

Sokka: “My girlfriend turned into the moon.”

Zuko: “I know.” “Yes.” “She sure did.” “Uh huh.” “Tell me something new.” “Are we still talking about that?” “That’s rough, buddy.”

[alexseanchai]

[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]

[uberguber89]

When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part

[artsekey]

Oh my god, if you look at the clothes Link is wearing, and the arrow he’s using– it definitely reminds me of these guys! 

possible time frame? 

[artsekey]

For at least some speed-runners, this is canon.

[artsekey]

Nothing funnier than Link getting the Tony Hawk treatment

[Please do not dub this comic! I’ll be releasing it for the VO community in a few weeks! <3]

[artsekey]

I'm going to go ahead and let this one loose to the VA's out there! If you'd like to dub this comic, please contact me. :)

[artsekey]

The saga of “Link eating things he shouldn’t” continues!

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[ouransisters]

Playing botw for the first time in a few years and the shrine of resurrection is really dream like

The walls are covered in what looks like orange faux constellations. Right above where Link slept there's this golden disk, and in it there's a ring of what looks like the legs of blue constellations

And when you look across the room the air is filled this fog which again is very dream like. Tbh I think it represents the foggyness of dreams once you wake up and is referring to his amnesia

Often times I see this referred to as a physical rebirth, but he isn't wheezing as he gets used to air. There's no panic or screaming. He just calmly climbs out of the basin

Also when you look at the ceiling and at the tangled tubes? Pipes? They look very alien and I think it refers to the ancient sheikah being inspired by zonai tech

Like I take one look at it and go "that looks like some sci-fi alien bs" and it's probably on purpose. Cause like didn't the zonai originally come down for the skies? This is all definitely low hanging fruit but like just... I havent seen anywhere of this all being referred to as a dream. He's waking up from a 100 year healing coma and venturing into the real world