Chats!

We're pretty inappropriate.

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Ashton: I have morning wood.

Chaz:

Chaz:

Marcus: is it necessary that you tell everyone in the world you have a boner?

Ashton: Yes. I haven't seen Chaz for a long time.

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Tony: I just really want some meat.

Neal: I don't know what to say to that.

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Mason: We should open up a used sex toy shop.

Neal: What are we going to call it?

Neal: Sloppy Seconds

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Mason: Hey, that's a sharing size bag of M&Ms.

Chaz: I'm not sharing a thing!

Tony: Chaz, you have chocolate.

Mason: Sharing size.

Tony: Sharing size. -gets up-

Chaz: What are you doing?

Tony: I will feed you these Pringles.

Chaz: Tony stop!

Tony: A chip for one! Please!

Chaz: Noooo!!

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folding clothes

tony: look at my underwear.

chaz: homeless people in New York City have better underwear than you.

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chaz: what are you craving?

neal: everything.

chaz: that doesn't help much.

neal: i'm literally craving everything. I feel like I'm pregnant.

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Chris: It looks like you're giving an ant a blowjob.

Chaz:

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Evan: why are we watching Dora the Explorer?

Alan: It's educational man.

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Tony: I don't know why I'm drinking this silly water.

Tony: I have beer.

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Neal: holy shit! This shit is gooey.

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Tony: If it tastes good, it's going down the throat.

Mason: That's what she said.

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Neal: Chaz, that was fat.

Chaz: (laughs)

Neal: like no, I'm not done yet.

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Neal: Guys, I'm so anal about my fingernails.

Chaz, Mason, Chris:

Neal: I keep fingernail clippers in my backpack. I wash my hands and my fingernails grow.

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Tony: I just want to drink early. I've got to go to the tailgate tomorrow.

Derek: Western problems.

Derek: I've got to start drinking early so I can go to bed early tonight, because tomorrow I have to wake up early and start drinking.

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Chris: Chaz, I just boo boo'ed all over you.

Chaz:

Chaz:

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Server: Do you all want desert?

Mason, Chris, Skye: No thank you.

Server: Okay.

Chris: I cannot eat any more.

Mason:

Skye: I am going to have such a poop

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Chaz: I am about to eat this phone. Holy shit.

Mason:

Evan:

Chris: Okay.