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THE couple of all time
He's here, he's queer, he feeds on all human fear.
'average person has 4 eyes' factually incorrect. the average person has 2 eyes. Jonathan Sims of the magnus institute who has 3,486,922,046 eyes is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Todayâs gender is Jessica Law sitting in a cardboard box drinking tea out of a red solo cup!
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"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Rupert Giles and he sighed and took off his glasses and started cleaning them
me: isnât it funny how captain kirk was supposed to be the sex appeal of star trek but it ended up being spock
my dad: i thought it was bones
me:
my dad: i thought bones was supposed to be the sex appeal
where are the lies.
The 1969 Easter Mass Incident
Content Warnings: Religion, food, symbolic cannibalism, symbolic gore, penis mention, Blasphemy, SO MUCH BLASPHEMY, weapons, war mention. Mind the warnings and your health always comes first. Its a HILARIOUS story, I promise.
As always, all the names have been changed to protect peopleâs identities. This is a long one, so Press J now if you want to skip it.
When my dad was a young man and still a practicing catholic, he participated in a small church communion that nearly got him and six other people excommunicated.
Father Patrick ran a small church outside of California Polytechnical and tended to be⊠rather more liberal in his interpretations of scripture than most of the church was, which made him something of a hit with the local students and liberally-inclined populace.  Pat went to all manner of civil demonstrations, condemned the shit out of the vietnam war and the politics that lead to it and so on.  In January of 1969 a series of incidents lead him to start exploring ânontraditionalâ means of holding Mass as a means of reaching out to his community and exploring his own faith, which ultimately culminated in the 1969 Easter Mass Incident.
For those of you who werenât raised catholic, Communion is this ritual where you become one with Jesus by eating a really horrible bland wafer cookie and taking a shot of wine (called hosts), which then *literally* become the flesh and blood of jesus in your mouth, allowing him to become one with you. Â Itâs big McFucking deal, and you have the opportunity to take communion at every mass. Â All this had to be explained to me second-hand because after this and Dadâs 51 days in the army, Dad decided he wouldnât inflict religion on any children he might have in the future.
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âHey dad,â Six-year old me asked the first time he told me this story after my practicing friends were talking about getting wine at church. âIsnât that cannibalism?â
âWeâre getting to that.â Â He waved.
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HAPPY EASTER!!
Due to a fun surprise coming up in my schedule, I will be driving to Texas today and wonât be able to bake a Bread Jesus this year, BUT sometime tonight Iâll set up a temporary discord to donate live reading of this and other Gallus Family Lore, and share the Fun Surprise with everyone!
STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?
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Never and always.
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sometimes when youâre watching star trek you have to rub your eyes and squint because you can't tell whether or not captain kirk is sitting in spockâs lap
Why is he showing off his harmonicas like they're some illicit substance he's trying to sell
how it feels watching Star Trek for the first time.