i only smoke romulan

i'm like if spock and Q had a really sexy, really annoying she/they offspring (24) (tos/tng obsessed)

[noyoucantdonteventry]

[noyoucantdonteventry]

i got tomodachi life and i have created perhaps the most accurate island

[noyoucantdonteventry]

don’t worry, i’m working on getting the tng cast there as well

it is somewhat less accurate

[noyoucantdonteventry]

i got tomodachi life and i have created perhaps the most accurate island

[do-you-have-a-flag]

do you guys remember the first episode of star trek where everyone wore yellow turtlenecks and spock had a gun, just a huge fuck-off rifle

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (October 8th, 2016)

[affixjoy]

[robotspock]

the number one rule for watching star trek the original series is that you CANNOT under any circumstances go into an episode expecting it to be Good. if it ends up being one of the Good ones, this is purely coincidence and you should not expect it to happen again. the main takeaway from any tos episode should be that it could've stood to lose maybe 20 minutes of runtime, and that's part of the charm. you HAVE to understand this to make the most of it.

[mephistopheles]

what people flagrantly misunderstand about culturally iconic ‘logicians’ like spock and sherlock holmes is that they are fuckinggggg annoying. like you canNOT write for nor adapt either of these characters properly without understanding that they are admirable in many ways, yes, but they are repeatedly and gleefully, ON PURPOSE, fucking massive nuisances to literally every sane individual around them, all the time. they love bothering people, they LOVE it, it makes them SO HAPPY, and THAT, not their brilliance, is what makes them the best. spocks a BITCH

[lordofursidae]

Spock, your gay is showing.

[gaytricorder]

it will be kirk.

[stra-tek]

EXPLICIT UPSKIRT GORN PORN

From Star Trek Prop Authority

[wtf-gay-petit-singe]

[whorta]

funniest reply to being asked why you made someone fight their boss to the death thirty seconds ago

[ididnotknow]

just riker things

[noyoucantdonteventry]

idk why the “deanna, back off.” from the future imperfect rant sticks in my mind so clearly but I think about it all the time

[t00thpasteface]

at the risk of sounding like a raving lunatic, i think one of my favorite trekkie memes/posts is that one where someone comments on a screenshot of tos and asks if sulu is texting, because it PERFECTLY encapsulates star trek's strange little place at the intersection of pop culture and the tech world:

like listen... 55+ years ago a bunch of actors had to use a mix of existing habits and wild imagination to come up with what they felt would be believable movements and muscle-memory for someone using completely unbelievable tech a few hundred years in the future. like tv had less than ten channels and the screen was a foot across, and they had to go "ok how would someone who's used to a tiny wireless gadget with a screen hold it and use it? how would they talk to a computer? how would the computer sound when she talked back?"

and over half a century later our own tech has surpassed the clunky retrofuture gizmos in so many ways, no doubt inspired by it, that now someone two decades into the 21st century sees an actor in the 60s holding some tiny rectangular plastic prop in both hands and immediately recognizes it as "oh, sulu's texting!" now THAT is a called shot. hell, that's putting your money on a roulette wheel in a casino that hasn't been built yet. i LOVE it. it's so star trek. sulu is absolutely texting.

[mel-155-a]

@bed-batleth-and-beyond

[julibmusic]

Yea we know you don’t 🤭🩷

[phyllonebula]

Snoopy if he slayed

[startrekladies]

Doctor Ann Mulhall in STAR TREK (1966–1969) ⤷ Return To Tomorrow