I Am Here To Distract You

they/them. come for the shitposts, stay for the intense rapid fire reblogs.

[reddherring777]

why I relate to fish: -in water (sometimes) -edible -expressionless face -inner world unknown -can't do taxes

[stupid-twink-girl]

[gabitzart]

Finally sat down and watched the all the Evil Dead movies this month. Yeah this guy's pretty groovy

[daydreamycrustacean]

[assiraphales]

it’s kinda funny bc the videos of grace hanging out w rocky is the happiest eva stratt had ever seen him. like imagine guilts been haunting you and the laws been hunting you and for decades you have no idea if it’s been all for nothing and then….. first clip you see is the scientist and a sentient rock going “this is me and my BOI ✌️”

[doorstoplord]

Grace Rocky save stars!!

[deervsheadlights]

they are so annoying <3

part 1

[wizard-legs]

My clowns! #myclowns

They’re grouped by type but I will not yet be revealing the type. Just watch out!

[medeaschorus]

do you guys think that when Stratt was going through the vlogs she got to the “so I met an alien” part and was like ‘shit he went crazy’ only to see Rocky roll on screen like 3 videos later

[irlwakko]

“let women be straight” no. everyone lez out now

[irlwakko]

you’re welcome lesbians everything i do i do for you

[eameschairs]

i think if stratt packed grace his silly t-shirts, she probably packed his favorite book, too.

[sunny-sourzii]

I caved in. Eridian sona

[twoa-plus]

imagine being rocky & u have this cool as fuck name with all these beautiful sounds and incorporated titles & family history & a deep meaning rooted in the evolution of ur language & all that other cool shit names have and then this fuckass weird alien guy shows up & is like “i’m gonna call u rocky bc u look like a rock :)” and that’s just what ur called forever now in the history books for an entire intelligent alien race. like ok i guess i’ll go fuck myself too while we’re at it

[galacticsabc]

Mom said it's my turn to make a shitty Eridian OC.

Can you imagine Grace landing on Erid, starving and malnourished, only to see this guy?

[himedanshihozier]

Project Hail Mary (2026)

[somehowmags]

my sibling asked me to draw this

[verenakauer]

Book!Rocky seems to be pretty insecure, considering his "I'm not smart science eridian" and general inability to accept a compliment; I'd argue he internalized his failures to catch/study astrophage as "I'm a faliure" (and also probably had impostor syndrome to begin with). So... do we think he ever had a moment (or more than a moment) of "oh shit, this human might decide I'm not smart enough for this, he'll totally ditch me when he finds out and I'll be all alone again"?..