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tallymali

remember go nuts show nuts whatever

tallymali

this wasnt a suggestion im talking abt tumblrs old nsfw policy

hand

it WAS for him

catwithbenefits

grande-order

Parade for little dog, feat. Pope

likethecastle

doctor who has the range

(insp)

starting to think that some of you are actually gay for real

dabmoji

Straight girls in a gay bar

cheaphalloweencostume

why did my mom end this text with a wink

kibumkim

she’s the prowler

delmondo

what if we pissed in the toilet

sketchdeath

me to everyone in the mens bathroom

bandtshirt

LMAOOOOOOOOO

theblackd4hlia

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

anonbuddha

If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.

The OCCUPIED stall next to me.

I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.