I've just found the single most homoerotic piece of LOTR art ever who wants to see
Um, YES?
This is The Taming of Smeagol by Donato Giancola and by god they're gonna have a threeway with that wriggly guy

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I've just found the single most homoerotic piece of LOTR art ever who wants to see
Um, YES?
This is The Taming of Smeagol by Donato Giancola and by god they're gonna have a threeway with that wriggly guy
tma avatars as this alignment chart
Spamming art as an apology bc I forgot I had a tumblr account again
But here have some more TMA Elias art! This one’s kinda old but I’m still a fan of it
Evil British man🫵
What was Jon’s “bad first impression” of Michael
It’s a lot of miscommunication right off the bat (may or may not have been meticulously orchestrated by Elias so that Michael can’t get too friendly). Michael expected Sasha to become Archivist, and Jon doesn’t really understand Michael’s differing job description. The two of them will eventually come to a mutual understanding but the first few months are very rocky between the two.
Free TMA desktop
Well, hello, everyone!
I finally finished my TMA inspired desktop design! (I will never set my own deadlines again in my life ☠️).
You may have noticed that the wallpaper changed a little bit from the sketch stage to the final stage. Somewhere along the way, I realized that the original design didn't match my vision, so I decided to start from scratch 😅. I am very happy with the final result and I hope you will like it too. (I think I will eventually finish the original design if I get inspired).
Thank you all for the nice words and comments! 💚💚💚 They motivated me not to abandon the whole thing. I'm very happy to know that I'm not the only one who liked the idea of a TMA style desktop so much.
I plan to make a couple more sets of wallpapers and icons based on other characters and fears in the future. (But definitely not in the next month hahaha).
I will be very grateful if you want to support me and my work with a penny. My Ko-fi
Icons and wallpapers you can download here.
Thanks again for your support!
made a few tma wallpapers after i couldn’t find any i liked for my new case, figured i’d share with you party people
Freebies Masterpost
Lockscreens
Showtunes
Beetlejuice: The Musical
Hadestown
More coming soon!
Pride / lgbtqiap+
Heart
Touch
D20
The Magnus Archives
Entities Tarot
+Bonus Tarot
The Mechanisms
The Bifrost Incident
Ulysses Dies at Dawn
Spooky Season
Animal Familiars
Spooky Stamps
Dungeons & Dragons
Bard, Rogue, Cleric, & DM Stained Glass
As always, if you want to get the HQ versions or different variants of any digital item, you can download them for free from my ko-fi shop (it's pay what you want, so just put 0 in the amount and you're good to go!) or buy some of the original artwork as prints at my INPRNT shop
So many Jons I went back and colored what I drew for this ask from yesterday's halloween costume requests.
might delete later but some wips…. If I ever finish lol
FINALLY!!!!!!!! TMAGP LENT ANIMATION HAS BEEN FREED FROM PROCRASTINATION HELL!!!!!!!!
This took way too long bc the malevolent brainrot got in the way so,,,,,, yeah I hope y’all enjoy!!! started this I mid-march so that’s why this has more first half of s1 vibes :))
also the YouTube link!!
mag67 but i accidentally made jon more dramatic than he sounded
More eye halo plus give him a friend!!!
headcanon accepted we can all go home
My nam is Jonathan Sims. I throw my hair up into a messy bun and walk down the stairs. Elias Bouchard looks at me. "We're selling you to the Ceaseless Watcher." The Ceaseless Watcher turns its gaze upon me. I am this wretched thing.
"i see you"
What Your Favorite Magnus Archives Ship Says About You
(with apologies to Eldena Doubleca5t)
Jon / Martin: You are a firm believer in the inherent romanticism of really bad timing.
Sasha / Tim: You like to pretend that most of s2 didn’t really happen.
Breekon / Hope: You get a little turned on at the thought of someone finishing your sentences.
Daisy / Basira: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of cop dramas.
Jon / Georgie: You just want good things for Jon.
Jon / Elias: You just want really, really bad things for Jon.
Martin / Elias: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of putting your boss in prison.
Daisy / Jude: You think, what’s better than one terrifyingly powerful butch? Two terrifyingly powerful butches.
Gertrude / Jurgen: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of both of Jonny Sims’s real-life parents playing roles in this weird audio drama.
Melanie / Georgie: One of these days, someone will comment on your fic.
Jude / Agnes: You think, what’s better than a terrifyingly powerful butch? A terrifyingly powerful butch/femme duo.
Martin / Peter: You just want really, really bad things for Martin.
[clears throat] by popular demand, more:
Elias / Peter: You had a thing for Disney villains. Also, you regularly fantasize about two middle-aged men lipsyncing Bad Romance by Lady Gaga.
Jon / Gerry: You are a firm believer in the inherent romanticism of infodumping.
Michael / Sasha: You have a hand kink.
Helen / Jon: You also have a hand kink.
Michael / Jon: You have a hand kink, and you’re gay.
Gertrude / Mary: You think it would be hot if Miss Marple had an archnemesis.
Jon / Gerry / Martin: You think a road trip is a great fanfic premise.
Gertrude / Agnes: You never fully got over your goth phase, or your crush on the local librarian.
Michael / Helen: Your hand kink is ruining your life.
Agnes / whatshisname from the cafe: You’re probably heterosexual.
Melanie / Elias: you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of stabbing
Elias / Peter: you or a close friend have bitterly divorced parents
Jon / Tim: you really liked IT Chapter 2
Martin / Tim: you like CW shows
Jon / Nikola: you really, really like skincare ASMR videos
Jon / Michael!Distortion: you had a Slenderman phase
Jon / Helen!Distortion: you had a Slenderman phase and are probably queer
here’s a quick-ish lighting study from a fury road screencap
What…?
*Zooms in*
WH A T!?!?!?!!!!!!
nice screencap edit there op-
w-wait.
“study”
holy shit
For those of you still figuring it out: THIS ISN’T A SCREENSHOT, ITS A FUCKING PAINTING.
HOLY SHIT