Abs.

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[tearfulangel]

do you bet on losing dogs? have you thought about betting on losing dogs? will you bet on losing dogs? when will you bet on losing dogs?

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[thedarkperidot]

I call myself lonely but I cut off a lot of communication with people because I’m sick of feeling like I’m completely unimportant compared to everyone else.

[transcyberism]

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

[ethically-sourced-pizza]

[elfscafe]

men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

[freakoutgirl]

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[some-pers0n]

How it feels being a little hater with your friends in private spaces and never actually going out of your way to harass or bully anyone

[10april]

[vero-niche]

[thesexiestselkie]

[loveridden1999]

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

[kosmogrl]

trying to be cool about it

[cilantrhoes]

[kosmogrl]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[lost-in-fumes]

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time