OurRedneckDad

The unfiltered words of our redneck father and his family. *Viewer Discretion is Advised* -Run by the two daughters, Aimie and Kim-@capturethelovely@thewrittenphoto

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Genetics

Aimie: I'm 50% of you isn't that crazy!?

Dad: yup.

Aimie: I'M THE FEMALE VERSION OF YOU!!

Dad: I'm sorry.

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Dad: Bindi! You opened the door!

Bindi: (was just standing in front of the door because Dad didn't close it all the way

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Kim: I think Fox & the Hound is on Netflix.

Redneck Dad: It's gotta be its a fucking classic!

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Grandpa: I want a diet Pepsi no ice.

Waitress: okay.

Grandpa: ice is bad for you

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Ireennneee! Oh there you are Irene!

Dad picks up IPad

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Aimie: I wanna go to Mexico. Dad: I wanna go to Alaska and lay in the rivers and let the salmon beat me. Aimie: uhhhh.

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Aimie: Dad there's a heat wave in the UK. Dad: What is that, Canada? Aimie:... Aimie: No like Britain.

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Dad: don't yell at me

Aimie: we're not yelling, we're talking loud because you can't hear

Dad: huh?

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Quick! Put this tanning lotion on before my family finds out you're white!

Ago, (Kim's boyfriend) trying to dye Kim's skin before introducing her to his mexican Dad

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Aimie watching RuPaul's Drag Race TV: you better work bitch! Dad: (from afar in the kitchen) ya bitch.

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Dad: how do you spell nother? Aimie: ... You mean another? Dad: No! Nother, how do you spell it. Aimie: ... I don't know what language your speaking but I know it's redneck slang. Dad: .... Dad: Maybe it is another.

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Aimie: [comes downstairs with a mud mask on] Dad: What the fuck you look like a ghost! Aimie: I'm taking care of my skin! Dad: You look dead! Aimie: I'm gonna look 30 when I'm 50.

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For Valentine's Day Aimie puked all over her mothers car.

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Look what my cousin posted on snapchat.

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Dad: [enters house, sees Aimie cooking] Whatcha making for dinner. Aimie: okonomiyaki Dad:..... Dad: okonomiooki?

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Ope's long hair in Sons of Anarchy

Kim : what possessed him to grow his hair that long!?

Mom: well, there's a lot of prep before shots and they did a crappy job at straightening it!

Kim: -laughs for a few moments at grinning Mom-

Mom: I mean look at it! It's curly at the ends!

Kim:

Mom:

Kim: -laughs-

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My sister made a thank you post so NOW I have to. Soooooooo, thanks my little redneck beer guzzling gumdrops!