Our Toxic Memories

Breezy -- 19-- Capricorn -- INTP -- Queer --Who knows anymore?

[saprosappho]

so in one of my classes we were making moodboards, just pieces of paper with magazine cutouts that represent us pasted all over them and this guy i’ve never talked to leans over and he’s like ‘you’re gay, right’ and i’m like ‘…sort of?’ and he silently handed me a cutout of ellen degeneres and went back to his work

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

The only real ally

[fatpikachupics]

hey, bro? are we vibing? are we connecting on the spiritual plane, bro? your aura is striking. can i kiss you deeply, dude?

[suzyhotrod-deactivated20150613]

does the 5 second rule apply to soup? please hurry 

[ampervadasz]

[zeldaspeaks]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Some girl in my class was talking about McDonald’s shamrock shakes and this yeehaw dude in cowboy boots said they suck and then he looked me in the eyes and said “what you’re gonna do is go to Arby’s, and get yourself a mint chocolate chip shake.” And he said it with such authority and certainty that I did so as soon as I got in my car

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I see your concern y’all but this wasn’t a man telling me what to do. This is a man who had important knowledge and shared it with me. He was aiding me on a quest I didn’t even know I was on.

[forrestsandfeathers0]

You fool, that was Arby himself.

[catchymemes]

[toastbutteregg]

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Lmao imagine worshiping some chump that lost a fiddle contest to a kid in Georgia

[daco-broman]

this is the best post on this website

[ourtoxicmemories]

I have no idea why this is the funniest video I’ve ever seen

[mysillycomics]

[scystuff]

tuesday morning

[hallandoates1970topresent-deact]

i dont go on skype anymore. chat with me by screaming as loud as you can into the night sky. i will be listening

[pogos-playhouse]

[marci1900]

[90scartoons]

[gravegospel]

SHE 👏 LIKES 👏 TO 👏 COLLECT 👏 ROCKS

[m-a-u-h]